1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

702: Actually dae ziz ztuff.

[Norham Waterpaw]

I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......?

We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. 

We're not that crazy. 

Well, never mind.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......?

We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. 

We're not that crazy. 

Well, never mind.

Aye, never moind zat. Ve're crazier! *Lopzided grin*

[Rusvul]

I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......?

Why, of course we do!

I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......?

We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. 

We're not that crazy. 

Well, never mind.

What, you don't? Oh, you're missing out. I tried out the chloroform one a few days ago. It was fun!  0     O
        \___/

[Norham Waterpaw]

Um, I know you tried to make a distorted face, but that's a little much. 

[Rusvul]

Uhhhhh... It lined up as I was typing it, okay? Try ctrl-mouse wheeling in a little. Might look better? Maybe?

[Faiyloe]

699: Ztart tryin' tae 'elp ozerz az a phzychologizt.

I think you guys could use a Psychologist I as a matter of fact am planing to go into psychology so when I get my degree Feel free to come to me... and if you don't ill come to you.   

[Wylder Treejumper]

Oh, no! I already have one, I don't need another!

Complaining is unhealthy. You must take a proactive aproach to life to feel happier.

Why don't you do that?

Because all I need to do to feel happy is cause you to become annoyed to insanity.

I don't think that is healthy. I diagnose you with sadism.

Woah, woah. Who has the degree here?

You do. But, one, you are me-

Unfortunately.

-and two, your degree is from an online college based in Botswana.

So?

So it is invalid.

So?

Oh no you don't!!!

So?

I used to have a little brother who did that... Now I don't.

But I am you, remember? I know for a fact your little brother is indeed alive and still does that to you!

You won't know anything if I get my hands on you!

I am a figment of your imagination. You can not put your hands on me. Now, continuing my diagnosis, I see that you are psychotic and a pathological liar, plus *urk*

Yeah. You're a figment of my imagination. But I still control my imagination. Shrink, meet imaginary hand.

[Faiyloe]

hey your shrink sounds an awful lot like my conscience. Maybe they can get together and have a good healthy argument.  I call her Phil, don't ask why. Shrink meet Phil.     

[ZaranTheBlack]

Ya, my conscience too.    But I won't tell you their name 

[Rusvul]

...What's a conscience?

[ZaranTheBlack]

haha very funny 

[Faiyloe]

You can barrow mine I only need Phil when I have caffeine anyway.

[Rusvul]

...Oh, consciences are like little voices in your head? I have one of those. It mostly tells me I should burn things. Flames are so preeeeetttyyyy....

[Ferrousferret]

703: Walk around in scrubs and try to convince random people that they're really in a mental hospital & the Walmart, their families & their lives are just vivid hallucinations.

704: Collapse on the ground screaming, ripping at your shirt and acting like a Xenoform is going to pop out. (That is what the Aliens from the Alien movies are called, right)

705: Tear pages out of the X-rated magazines & glue them inside the children's books.