1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Delthion]

#773. Start a life-size replay of LOTR with a real Mt. Doom and monsters.
#774. Start a life-size play of the Silmarillion with real monsters.

[Ungatt Trunn]

#775: Hide in the vegetable asle and throw vegetables at people.

[Hickory]

#776 : grab a random book, hold it upside down, and pretend ur IQ is 20.

[Ungatt Trunn]

#777. Dress up as a zombe and chase all the people out of the store.

[Kitsune]

#778: Put an extra number on the front of every price tag.

[Ungatt Trunn]

#779: Take several cases of paint, climb up on a shelf and dump paint on passers-by.

[rachel25]

780: Drag race down the ailes on a lawn mower. 781: Throw rubber ducks at people and constantly scream DUCK! 

[Ungatt Trunn]

#782: Get unto the hear speakers and re-wire them to pla Heavy Metal all day.

[rachel25]

783: fight down the ailes using french bread and cuncumbers.

[Ungatt Trunn]

#784: Take all the shopping carts and scatter them around the building.

[rachel25]

785: Cable tie all the shopping trollies together then bulldoze everything!

[Kitsune]

786: Get hired as the person who hands out stickers and put them on top of people's heads.

[Ungatt Trunn]

#787: Upon one of those large cages filled with balls bad let them roll!

[Skyblade]

Another hilarious thread. Winifred has great ideas

788. Run around the store screaming- it's unoriginal, but it works
789. Proclaim to everyone in sight that you have [insert any extremely contagious sickness here]

[The Skarzs]

790: Try on the clothes as soon as you take them off the rack.