1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Søren]

807.  ...from a large boxed variety set of gourmet chocolate off of the Valentine's display.  Don't pay for it.

Funny she says "gourmet" at WalMart.

809 Accidentally eat all the worms that are sold as beat in the Sporting Goods section.

[Feles]

810: bring in the target mascot dog
(i get the feeling the four people that voted bad were walmart employees )

[Jukka the Sling]

811: Knock all the bananas on the floor.

[Mhera]

812: Open up a checkout yourself.

813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.

814: Take one of the bikes and ride it around the store.

815: Eat all the free samples.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.

That's actually an interesting idea...

xD

[Mhera]

813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.

That's actually an interesting idea...

xD

Yep You'd need a belt that will lock into "go" so you wouldn't have to have someone or something else constantly pushing the button, though, and I'm not sure Walmart has those. However, Sam's (or at least the last one I was in) does, and that company is connected to Walmart, so close enough

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.

That's actually an interesting idea...

xD

Yep You'd need a belt that will lock into "go" so you wouldn't have to have someone or something else constantly pushing the button, though, and I'm not sure Walmart has those. However, Sam's (or at least the last one I was in) does, and that company is connected to Walmart, so close enough

It would also be fun to be constantly pushing the button for someone to run...

and then releasing it suddenly

[Mhera]

It would also be fun to be constantly pushing the button for someone to run...

and then releasing it suddenly

Everything about that scenario would go you kicked out

[Feles]

816:play TArget commercial on a the TVs

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

It would also be fun to be constantly pushing the button for someone to run...

and then releasing it suddenly

Everything about that scenario would go you kicked out

Exactly!

[Unimaginative]

817. Go to Walmart sporting your own version of Lady GaGa's meat dress.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

817. Go to Walmart sporting your own version of Lady GaGa's meat dress.

818.  Make your own meat dress at Walmart.

[Cornflower MM]

*Looks at above two ways and runs for the trash can*

[Lady Amber]

Revive!

819: Go along the aisles with your hands on the shelves, raking all the stuff off.

820: Throw fruit at people.

[Mhera]

821. Walk on top of the shelves.

822. Connect a propane tank to a display grill and start cooking stuff.