1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Delthion]

840. Hold a knife throwing contest...whoever can throw a knife so that it won't hit people walking by.

[Vilu Daskar]

841. Pop all the tires on all the bike.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

842: Get pads on then ride a bike to the produce section, and ram it and yourself into something such as cereal or guitar stacked up.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

843: Cook the meats in the meats section with firebending.

[Eulaliaaa!]

845. Bring a machete, then have your friend throw fruit up in the air while you try to hit it before it falls to the ground.

846. Tear off all the heads from the stuffed animals/action figures, then hide them throughout the store.

[Vilu Daskar]

847. Get some squishy fruit and throw it at people.

[LT Sandpaw]

848. Take a friend and put a price tag on him, then take him to the front of the store and complain to the cashier that you can buy the same product elsewhere for ten cents cheaper and insist that they match the price.

849. Start eating the candy while your waiting in line and pretend you thought it was complimentary.

[Vilu Daskar]

840. Keep going into the employees only area.

[Søren]

851. Tell the store manager his Lotus is stupid

[Vilu Daskar]

852. Insult everyone you see.

[winifred]

Haha! Haven't been on in forever, but it's good to see this is still going strong. AND YOU'VE ALMOST REACHED 1,000!

853. Buy popcorn and sit in front of the TVs in the electronics department all day and night. Don't move for anyone.

[Cornflower MM]

854: Throw a kicking and screaming fit about the way they treat their fish

[winifred]

855. Sit in the book aisle and stack all of the books, igloo fashion, around you and read inside.

[Cornflower MM]

. . . . . That sounds awesome.

[winifred]

Hehe, I'll have to actually do it sometime.
Maybe when I'm in college and have a good group of wild friends to be brave and do it with. xD