1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Russa Nodrey]

916. Kill someone.

[Ashleg]

917. Kill someone while frowning.

[The Skarzs]

918. Kill someone while smiling! 

919. Drive your car through the door and ask for furniture to go.

[Delthion]

920. Drive your car through the door and ask for people to-go.

921. Drive your car through the door and ask for human flesh to-go.

[Ashleg]

922. Pepper spray the manager.

[Groddil]

923. Drive your car through the door and ask if they do tire changes.

924. Try to return a product you bought at another store.

[Luftwaffles]

925 - Do no shopping at all. See how they like it.

[Groddil]

926. Binge YouTube videos on the computers/iPads.

927. Call the store in front of an employee.

928. Ask for free samples in the electronics section.

929. Try to cash in twenty expired coupons. Throw a fit when they get denied.

930. Start reading this list.

931. Move to Australia, where there are no Walmarts.

932. Get a rifle off the shelf and pretend to shoot people.

933. Put on a High-Vis jacket and seal off the gardening aisle with traffic cones. When questioned, begin attacking the floor with a shovel or a mattock.

934. Wear a suit and claim to be from Head Office.

935. Fall asleep on the furniture a few minutes before closing.

[Russa Nodrey]

936. Burn it to the ground.

[Delthion]

I don't think that counts...because then there won't be a building to be kicked out of.

[The Skarzs]

Indeed.

[Ashleg]

937. Use monopoly money when paying.

[Rosie Willowwater]

938. Play Walmart Pacman with some friends and shopping carts.

939. Run in circles around the entire inside of the store until midnight.

[Ashleg]

940. Die.

[Rosie Willowwater]

941. Scream until they kick you out.