1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Jukka the Sling]

(This seems like an appropriate place to share this thing I found on Pinterest...)

[Rosie Willowwater]

Beautiful.

972. Scream through a megaphone

[The Skarzs]

Except that pretty much all K-Mart stores are closing

[Ashleg]

973. Scream through a microphone.

[Jukka the Sling]

974:  Steal all their Funko Pops.

[Delthion]

975. Take down a random rocking horse and pretend to ride it the center of the store shouting, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

[Rosie Willowwater]

976. Hug random strangers until you get kicked out

[asmodeus]

977. Get a whole bunch of redwall fans to stage a human size reenactment of the battle of the ridge of 1000.

[The Skarzs]

Lol!

[Ashleg]

978. Pour marinara sauce all around.

[BlueRose]

Ok, so, a year and a half ago, I would totally think that this thread was hilarious, but I work at a Walmart. The first few pages were like "pls don't, but I wouldn't give a darn if you did b/c they wouldn't affect me" but after that it was like "supervillains in the making, please don't"

[Ashleg]

979. Yodel and graffiti the shelves.

[Delthion]

980. Bring Skarzs.

[Rosie Willowwater]

981: Eat all of the food without paying for it

[Jukka the Sling]

982:  Die of the plague.