1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Rosie Willowwater]

2,000?

That seems a bit too much. (But if you want to, go right ahead my friend)

[Delthion]

1001. Drive through the store on an ATV with Confederate flags attached.

[Ashleg]

1002. Make bars of soap out of your spit and use them to wipe the floors.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws up*

[Delthion]

1003. Hold a basketball game using the entire length of the store, and at this game have the refs charge the shoppers with fouls every time one of the players charges through them.

1004. Shred all of the gift cards.

1005. Cover the store in the paper from the receipt machines.

[Ashleg]

1006. Invent Salmon Bacon and pretend to sell it to people.

[Russa Nodrey]

1007. Clean the bathrooms.

1007. Dress up as the manager and tell employees they're fired.

[Rosie Willowwater]

1008. Start eating the shelves.

[KoudoawaiaVortex]

1009: Bring a python into the store  (this really happened at the one I used to work at)

[Russa Nodrey]

WAT?!

[KoudoawaiaVortex]

Yes. Some years before I was hired there, one of my friends from there was telling me somehow this guy got past the door greeters with his python and got so far as the checkout line where the poor cashier was scared to death. Finally the store manager was like 'Who the hell let a snake in here?!' or something like that and the guy had to leave.

[Russa Nodrey]

Wow.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Get a surfboard and surf on the conveyor belt

[Tungro]

1011
Dress up as a hunter and stalk the deer display

[Delthion]

1012. Dress up as a hunter and stalk the customers.