1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Rusvul]

152. Run to the store manager yelling, "MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"

hahahahaha! or, better yet,
155: say "baaaaaaaadraaaaaaaaang! you wont break me, i will return to kill you and take my father's sword! i am martin the warrior, son of luke the warrior!"

[Redwallfan7]

156. Grab some bananas and pretend to shoot guns off

[Rainshadow]

  157.  Buy a bow with those fake plunger-tipped arrows.  Shoot arrows at the customers.

[PrimroseWarrior]

Lolz! I love that!

[Mad Maudie]

137. Bring a chair from the chair aisle and some popcorn and sit eating in front of the TVs on display.
138. Get a price tag from something and put it on yourself, then stand in the pet aisle.
139.If you see a sign that says Walmart on it write below it in red "stinks".
140.Walk up to a random person and cry loudly into their shoulder.
141.Walk up to an employee in the shoes aisle and ask for a cheeseburger.

i love 140!

[W0NWILL]

158. Grab a bunch of friends and make a conga line.
159. Mutilate the stuffed animals.
160. Say to some kid, "Get me outta here!" preferably in front of their parents.
161. Say over the intercom, "You are all stalkers. Stop stalking me."
162. Say to every kid you can find, "Stranger danger! Say, I have some candy. It's in my car, want some?" Again, preferably in front of their parents.
163. Offer boxing lessons.
164. Have a pool noodle fight with a friend.

[Redwallfan7]

158. Grab a bunch of friends and make a conga line.
159. Mutilate the stuffed animals.
160. Say to some kid, "Get me outta here!" preferably in front of their parents.
161. Say over the intercom, "You are all stalkers. Stop stalking me."
162. Say to every kid you can find, "Stranger danger! Say, I have some candy. It's in my car, want some?" Again, preferably in front of their parents.
163. Offer boxing lessons.
164. Have a pool noodle fight with a friend.

Ha ha! I love numbers 159 and  163

[Skipper]

What 169?
165 (Is that right?)
Act like a mole and talk to all the customers
(Thura and Dingeye.)

[Redwallfan7]

What 169?
165 (Is that right?)
Act like a mole and talk to all the customers
(Thura and Dingeye.)

I meant to put 159, not 169, lol.

[Rainshadow]

  166.  Rock out on your air guitar, jumping off of walls, people, etc.

[phoenixfoden]

See how many people you can pinch and punch before you are arrested or killed lol!(there is no wallmart in nz so it s the warehouse for me)

[Rainshadow]

  168.  Stare at a random person for a minute; scream and point at them.

[phoenixfoden]

Climb the highest shelf and tight rope to the next one!

[W0NWILL]

Could you number them? It makes it easier for other people.

170. Open all the freezers in the ice cream aisle, making the ice cream melt, thus making Walmart lose money.

[Redwallfan7]

171. Do some "random dancing" from iCarly
172. Smash all of the eggs with a baseball bat