1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[phoenixfoden]

When sombody puts somthing in there trolley,take it out and put it back on the shelf.

[Rainshadow]

  299.  Go to the video game section and plant yourself in front of the demo.  Play the demo and don't leave.  Just sit there, playing the demo all day and not giving it up.
  300.  Go to the video game section and stick your nose up to the glass, breathing heavily and staring at the games.  This will (hopefully) fog up the glass and make it so that no one else can see anything.

[Dreamer]

301. tie tripwires at ground level so people will trip over them. 302. like in roller coaster rides, get snapshots of them falling over. aim for the faces. 303. spray paint the floor into a chessboard pattern and force costumers to b the pieces. (this will especially work if you give them outfits for the game. remeber both in black and white.)

[phoenixfoden]

304.Open up snacks from the shelves and share them with costomers.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

305: Find any fruit/vegetable that will explode when whacked (i.e.: pumpkins) and get a hammer
306: Walk up to someone's cart, put said fruit/vegetable in the section meant for babies, and use the hammer
307: Not only use the hammer on the fruit/vegetable, but also bonk the person (gently, mind you) on the head so that they will not remember what happened

[Mad Maudie]

308: (just thought up a great one!) Walk up to a kid wearing a darth-vader mask and go."I am your father!"

[WarriorOfMossflower]

309: Throw a toy pokeball at a random customer, yelling, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

[Dreamer]

310. yell FIRE! and Set the alarms off. 311. call the firefighters. when they get there Grab the hose and dows people.

[Tam and Martin]

312. Get the Redwall CD and play the Education song Blasting loud

[phoenixfoden]

313.Release a million rats into the store

[WarriorOfMossflower]

314: Jump on a random person and scream in their ear "BADRAAAAAANGGGG!!!"
315: Shout 'EULALIIIIAAAAA' and tackle nearest person you see
316: Walk up to a random person, glare at them, and say, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Tiria Wildlough]

317. Pay loads of people to dance around while you and your friends sing. When shoppers complain, tell them you're just making a music video.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

318: Dance on top of a shelf and sing, "Lairo Lairo" from the Long Patrol.

[Redwallfan7]

318: Dance on top of a shelf and sing, "Lairo Lairo" from the Long Patrol.

Nice!! Lol

[Rainshadow]

  319.  Climb on top of a shelf and scream out:  "I'M BATMAAAAANNN!!!"  It would be better if you wore a Batman suit.
  320.  Pick up a small tree and look a customer dead in the eyes, saying, "This is my tree!"  Then get right up in their face and whisper, "Trees hate you!  Trees hate you!!"