1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Redwallfan7]

465. grab a bag of your favorite candy, and stare at it possessively, and say "My precious, my precious" all while walking around the store so people can see you

[Norham Waterpaw]

466: Go to the produce section, pick the best looking celery, and act like it's sword, and proceed to "assassinate" people by running behind them and poking them with it.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

467: Dress up like a hobbit and go around asking people if they've seen a gold ring.

[Martin the warrior]

468: go around asking people what is in your pocket.

[Norham Waterpaw]

469: Go around acting bi-polar."hey, how's it going, man? Shut up! I hate you!" * stands staring at man for at least another minute.* "Do you like soda?"

[Leatho Shellhound]

469: Walk in wearing a black cloak and your face is all black and start crying like an eagle.

[Jetthebinturong]

I used to be able to do a really good eagle screech, now I can't 

[Ungatt Trunn]

470. Take there cakes and pies and start throwing them at people that are they'er.

[Martin the warrior]

471 run around the store yelling at people "YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US!

[winifred]

Wow guys this is my most popular thread  
472: Go to the 1st aid area grab some bandaids and make an endless trail winding all over the store final destination: Bathroom

473:Go to the womens clothing and pile tons of shirts in your cart. When the dressing room lady is gone/busy/etc. put all the shirts in one room all over the floor. Do this as many times to as many rooms as possible.

474:go to the child's toy area, mix up ALL the toys; allow them to spill in the aisles.

[Ungatt Trunn]

475. Shop at Wal-Mart for 9 hours, filling 29 baskets, but when you get to the chekout isle, you decied that you dont need any of those stuff.

[Kitsune]

476. Fill your cart, then bring your penny collection and slowly count them out!
BTW, who voted bad?

[Buzz_Bumble]

474:go to the child's toy area, mix up ALL the toys; allow them to spill in the aisles.

That already happens every school holiday time. 

then bring your penny collection

There was an article in the New Zealand newspaper a few weeks ago about how Americans refuse to give up their penny coins, even though it actually costs something like 5c to make each one. Meanwhile many other countries have already got rid of their 1c, 2c and even 5c coins.



I haven't read all the entries in this topic, so maybe these ones (or similar) has been posted, but:

477. Open the packets of cookies and eat one from every packet.

478. Pee on all the winter woollen jumpers / sweaters / hats / gloves.

479. Use the webcams on all the demonstration computers to change the desktop wallpaper images to pictues of you pulling silly faces.

480. Go into the produce section and peel all the bananas and oranges.

481. Open all the Star Trek toys and put the contents into the Star Wars toys' boxes, and vice-versa.

482. Swap the labels on all the lemonade and vodka bottles.

483. Run around waving a sword from the toy section while shouting "Eulaliaaaaaa! Give 'em blood 'n' vinegar!"

[Rusvul]

484: wave a non-toy sabre everywhere, and shout: AWOOOOOOOOO! I AM THE BLADE DANCER, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END, FOUL VERMIN!

[Norham Waterpaw]

485: Run down the wine aisle running your arms down the shelves.