1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Ungatt Trunn]

486. Put up a poster showing 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

[Rusvul]

485: Run down the wine aisle running your arms down the shelves.

486: Run down the wine aisle running your sabre down the shelves.

[Leatho Shellhound]

487: Use the glass bottles for gun targets.

[Rusvul]

188. Use the glass bottles as saber targets.

[Ungatt Trunn]

188.

Uhhh...it should be 488
489. Open up one of there tents and make camp there.

[Rusvul]

Er, oops. 490. set everything flammable on fire

[Buzz_Bumble]

There's two 486 suggestions, so ...

492: Buy tins of sardines / anchovies, open them up and put one small fish in the pockets of all the clothing and the toes of all the socks and shoes. 

[Ungatt Trunn]

493. Count to 100,000,000,000,000 through a Megaphone at there store.

[Buzz_Bumble]

Probably not much good these days since computer don't really ship with in-built programming software any longer, but an old "goody" ...

494: Program all the demo computers with a delayed continuous loop that makes them beep loudly.

Some people used to do that with the school computer room so that five minutes after they left the computers would start beeping ... until the teachers simply started turning off the power to the whole lot  when the end of class bell rang.

[Ungatt Trunn]

495. Put a snake in all of Wal-Mart's boots !

[Norham Waterpaw]

496: Pretend to be mentally disturbed, and begin randomly screaming the name, "Willy!" And throw random things from shelves.

[Rusvul]

497: Throw knives at all the computers and tv's, and yell "EVIL TECHNOLOGY! This has tainted our world!!!"

[Buzz_Bumble]

498: Rearrange ALL the products in the store so they are on the shelves alphabetically, starting with the A's closest to the entrance.

[Norham Waterpaw]

499: Begin shouting ways to get kicked out of wal-mart, all the way up to 499.

[Rusvul]

500. Sing steampunk songs very loudly over the loudspeaker with the volume all the way up.