1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[ZaranTheBlack]

706. Curl in a ball screaming and act like you are having a seizure or something. Then, when someone approaches you, run away and start shopping normally like nothing happened.

[The Skarzs]

706: Cut the balloon strings. . . all of them.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

707: Blov up Valmart viz a Deaz Ztar!

708: Drezz up an' zen run around loike Batman an' Robin!

[ZaranTheBlack]

So funny, I actually watch that version of the show. Not as good as the newer ones, though! 

[The Skarzs]

709: Barf on the cash register.

[Norham Waterpaw]

710: Barf on the clerk running the cash register.

[Faiyloe]

Well this might not get you kicked out but I so want to try this

711: Run around with a banana and a sonic screwdriver and ask people I they have see a man (Describe The Doctor Here) run by. 

[Ferrousferret]

712: Hide in random places. When someone walks by, leap out hissing "JUDASSSS" at them with a crazed look in your eye.

713: Play hide & seek in the fresh produce area.

714: Go rock climbing with full gear at random places in the store.

715: Walk around harassing people with Satanist propeganda.

[Tam and Martin]

713. String Christmas lights all over the store.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

714: Open up a can o' beanz, tazte zem, zpit zem oot in dizguzt an' zay "Bad Bad Beanz!"

[The Skarzs]

715: Take out your wrath with grapes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

716: Butter zome bread, take a bite, an' run over tae ze door an' zrov it oot, zhoutin' "AN 'ZTAY OOT!!!"

[Ferrousferret]

717: Do exactly what the last guy said, but with customers. Or employees. Or the Manager.

[Faiyloe]

I do so hope that none of you are doing anything... illegal. (IF you are doing any of this stuff at all) 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

718: Cloimb on top o' ze zhelvez an' refuze tae come dovn.
719: Take av o' ze big bouncy-ballz oot o' vhere zey're kept an' ztart bouncin' zem dovn ze aizlez.
720: Dae ze zin' vhere ye azk for an employee, zen 'oide.