1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Lady Amber]

957. Blow something up.

958. Light candles that are for sale.

959. Throw fruit at random people.

960. Climb up on top of a shelf, then jump from that shelf to the next, and so on.

[Delthion]

961. Jump on top of a shelf, then jump onto another shopper.

[asmodeus]

109. Bring your ferret in. Let it see the pet food, but don't let it have any. Open some chip containers and put them in front of your ferret. Then let it go.

What if the ferret has seen you read redwall? 

[The Skarzs]

Lol.

[Ashleg]

962. Throw fleece everywhere.

[Rosie Willowwater]

963. Throw sheep everywhere

[Delthion]

964. Throw employees everywhere.

[Rosie Willowwater]

965. Everywhere employees throw

[Delthion]

(I don't think that really counts...)

965. Throw the customers everywhere.

[Rosie Willowwater]

It does. You just have  to impersonate the employees and make them throw everything everywhere

967. Teleport the Walmart to a swamp

[Ashleg]

Persuade other customers to go to Target instead.

[Delthion]

968. Drive a vehicle through the doors and crash into every single aisle.

[Cornflower MM]

969. Drive all around the parking lot in a tractor. Then attempt to drive in the doors.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

970. Buy like, a lot of dog food (I mean like a lot) and get a truck to smash through the front door to pick it up. Then ask for an employee to help load it up.

[alexandre]

971. Host the first ever Redwall Abbey Forum party at Walmart with the theme being "Cellars irl"