1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Redwallfan7]

Switch the items in the laundry section with the items in the fruit section

[Dannflower Reguba]

then switch the items in the fruit section with the items in the media section!

[Redwallfan7]

Grab a black marker, and scratch out the titles on the DVDs in the media section.

[MatthiasMan]

71. Put on sale tags on every item, for 80% off.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..

[Tiria Wildlough]

72. Juggle with the items at the checkout.

[Dannflor]

 Take a pellet gun and break it put it back and seal the package so that when a person buys it they get mad and quit going there

71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..

ha ha ha ha hahe ha ha ha

[Dannflor]

Take a pellet gun and break it put it back and seal the package so that when a person buys it they get mad and quit going there

71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..

ha ha ha ha hahe ha ha ha

74

[AbbotAlf0805]

75: open candy bags before you go to the counter and sit in the hall and eat them. 

[Redwaller]

76. Open all the animal food and scatter it all over the floor!
77. Do the above, but instead of scattering it, mix it!

[Bluefire]

LOL, these are hilarious 

78. Announe that walmart is closing down when it's not
79.say really loudly, "havent you heard that rumor about the fungus on the food in walmart?"

[Redwallfan7]

Squirt ketchup all over the floor, pretend it's blood,and yell Oh No! The Redwall vermin are attacking!

[Bluefire]

this has to be 1 of my favorite topics


81. Put real animals in the stuffed animals aisle

[Redwallfan7]

Lol!

Put a lock on the freezer items, with a code that opens it, and only you can understand it

[MatthiasMan]

82. Ask the clerk if he or she can do the hokey-pokey.

*Turns on a boom box and dance*

"You put your left foot on
You put your left foot out.
You put your left foot in
And shake it all about. . ."