Which Forum User would you like to meet in person.

[lass of something much]

 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I will stab you.

With the spoon.

I laughed at this.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm glad I was able to entertain you.  *Said from the corner.*

[lass of something much]

>_<

[Verdauga]

She may try.  *Stabs Verdauga with the magical spoon.  Returns to the corner.*

Go ahead. I can take whatever you dish out!

[Booklover]

I thought of a rude cutlery pun. Don't worry, I won't say it.

Don't go all glassy eyed (that is a phrase now, even if I just made it up) at me. Here, have a drink.

[Verdauga]

No thanks. I don't want to get mugged.

[Booklover]

The cups will help you out if you do, I'm sure. (Okay, that one was terrible)

[Verdauga]

(here's another terrible one) I'm just gonna bowl with the punches!

[lass of something much]

okay, okay, you've had your fun now!

[Verdauga]

Aawww! Don't make me stop! I enjoy cooking up puns!

[lass of something much]

but I can't think of any spoon puns!

[Verdauga]

Well, to be fair, you have a lot on your plate.

[lass of something much]

oh that one really grates on my nerves

[Kade Rivok]

Existence is pain.  *Said from the corner.*