Wartime!

[Tiria Wildlough]

But since they can't die in this thread, they simply respawn and taser the hares into chips.

[W0NWILL]

Exactly!

The hares eat the chips!

[Rainshadow]

But the hare shook her head, "Ah am Tila, boxing champion o' the Long Patrol!"
She sent a swift right into the stomach of Shadow.

OOC: No death powerplay here.

  "Oh ho ho!  Is that how it's going to be?"  Shadow sheathes her sword and does a quick jab to the face.

[W0NWILL]

Tila ducked, "Ye kin use yer sword, Ah'v killed tougher en'mies than yew! An' fully armed!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

Zeta takes a swing with her golf club and whacks Tila in the head.

[W0NWILL]

Tila pauses for a moment, "'Ey, where's yer honor ferret? It's ae one-on-one battle!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

Zeta bows stiffly. 'Yep, but I brought my army. CHARGE, FERRETS!'
*ferrets charge*

[W0NWILL]

"If yer gonna fight someone, fight the cats."

[Tiria Wildlough]

Hey, good idea! *chases the cats into the hares*

[W0NWILL]

Hare's fight the cats, sergeant #2 whams on many.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets roar war cries and slaughter the hares and cats.

[W0NWILL]

Except for Tila and Castiona, the sergeants, they charge the ferrets singlehandedly.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Zeta laughs. 'What kind of seargeants lead their army from the back?'

[W0NWILL]

"Well, certainly not us! Tila was doing one-on-one, and Castiona was in the thick of it!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

*the ferrets sizzle the hares with flamethrowers*