Wartime!

[Redwallfan7]

that's right, things

*awkward silence* Ok, back to the fight! *otters throw bombs and javelins at the same time*

[W0NWILL]

*hares shoot, but don't use grenades at close quarters*

[Redwallfan7]

*three opossums lay slain*

[W0NWILL]

Bauwhahahaaa! Wheeheeheehee! Mwaughahahaaaa!

(Y'think i'm good at maniacal laughs?)

[Redwallfan7]

Yes! Lol

[W0NWILL]

Hares laugh their maniacal laughs and rush the possums.

[Redwallfan7]

otters grin roguishly, and throw more bombs

[Skipper]

Skipper takes his otters back to the fort and watch as they sit around the table eating food. Skipper stands up 'Use the javelin whopee cushion!'

[Rusvul]

all the wolves and foxes  charge the otters, saying ' DEATH TO ALL WHOOPEE CUISHONS! I MEAN OTTERS! '

[Skipper]

Otters laugh as the pathetic attempts of the attackers fail (No one, I said NO ONE can penetrate my fort)

[Redwallfan7]

*otters laugh at the weak opossums trying to get up, and then they hurl more javelins at them*

[W0NWILL]

Hares teasingly wave the batteries for the torches.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Then Photocopy blasts in! He snatches the batteries, toasts the hares with his super flamethrower, and races off to hide the batteries in his private quarters, because they could be useful to the ferrets someday.

[W0NWILL]

Hares manage to slip a grenade in Photocopy's pocket without him noticing

[Tiria Wildlough]

But it's a fake grenade, and it only splatters paint everywhere.