Wartime!

[Rainshadow]

  "Sure!"  The wildcats turn to the ferrets and start toasting them with the flaming weapons.

[Skipper]

Benn on holiday and can't be bothered to read from my last post soooooo....
Skipper moves his otters to a new location and they build a newer better fort!

[Redwallfan7]

"What materials do you think we should use, mate?"

[Skipper]

Indestructable red sandstone blocks!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Yeah, but the ferrets hire a helicopter and fly around starting fires where the otters are working.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yeah, but the ferrets hire a helicopter and fly around starting fires where the otters are working.

But Ungatt Trunn (me!) has his army of stoats shoot Tiria's helicopter with tennis balls.

[Skipper]

Skipper throws an indistructable rubber band and it stops the blades from turning sending the helicopter down. Otters whistle a tune and finish the new better Skipper Empire fortress.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Skipper throws an indistructable rubber band and it stops the blades from turning sending the helicopter down. Otters whistle a tune and finish the new better Skipper Empire fortress.

Ungatt's stoats start setting fire to the Skipper Empire Fortress while a Ungatt's other army of weasles keep the otter heads down with arrows so that they cannot put the fire out.

[Redwallfan7]

*The otters aim their bows and javelins at Ungatt, with a few otters throwing hotroot bombs*

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets get jetpacks and zip around in the sky, dropping spare golf clubs on the otters' heads.

[Skipper]

Skipper builds a strong glass dome stopping the arrows and golf clubs, he laughs as the fire has no effect since the fortress is all stone.

[Redwallfan7]

*slaps Skipper a high five* No beast messes with otters!

[Tiria Wildlough]

...except ferrets! They smash the glass with their golf clubs, and set the whole place on fire. It might not have any effect on the fortress, but it kills all the otters.
The ferrets hi-five each other and fly back up through the hole in the glass.

[Skipper]

Skipper whistles sharply and one of his many spare otter teams jump out of the main building and throw hotroot bombs into the ferrets eyes and laugh at them as they order a new dome from the Otter hardware shop.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But the ferrets bombed the hardware shop so there are no domes.