Wartime!

[Rusvul]

for once, ferrets, i'm not trying to kill you. actually, i'm agreeing with you.
some specialized wolf archers who are almost as good as lonnna bowstripe from loamhedge, and almost as big too, shoot exploding hotroot laser taser poison smokebomb dynamite tnt c4 anfo stinkbomb poison gas arrows at the fort, wreaking destruction on the otters. many scores drop dead.

[W0NWILL]

Hares shoot Skipper's otters from Salamandastron.

[Skipper]

(Wolves? I hardly call that redwall related or fair)The otters laugh as they were faking the death and another glass dome appears from the secret Otter hardware shop that nobody knows about. Skipper cries out 'Le them have hotroot bombs!' The otter throw the hotroot bombs at the wolves and watch as they fall down a deep pit and onto some metal spikes and die.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But the ferrets are unharmed. They set fire to all the otters and watch them run around screaming.

[W0NWILL]

The hares shoot the otters from Salamandastron, slinging stones and having a good time.

[Rusvul]

yes, wolves. sort of like badgers, but not as strong or bloodwrath-ey. besides, all the wolves in my army are either playing the part of mounts for the foxes or archers. wolf hand to hand fighters would be overpowered, i agree. and as for them being related to redwall, they are, loosely. remember the foxwolf from that one book? he wore a wolf's skull as a helmet. and it would be logical that there would be wolves in the series. i mean, wolverines are more random than wolves would have been. anyway, foxes make a large battering ram housed in a cart with a roof so that they can bang on the doors of skipper's house (mehehehehehehe) and not get shot while doing it. they also use a few ballistas and a trebuchet, plus archers to keep the defender's heads down. the weapons are not, however, powerful enough to knock down the wall (cause that would be op). a siege tower goes in from the back. (wow thats like all of cluny's strategies at once.) if this is considered a powerplay, i will edit it.

[Skipper]

Still unfair, The otters pour water over themselves and laugh as the arrows fall short.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Zeta drops a nuclear bomb on the otters, then evacuates the ferrets away from the area.

[Skipper]

Skipper laughs and presses a button connected to a machine which blows air at the atomic bomb which blows it over to the ferrets and explodes.

[Rusvul]

*evacuates all of the wolves and foxes at the first mension of nuclear weapons* sorry for mistake. i meant to say foxes. i changed it now.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Skipper laughs and presses a button connected to a machine which blows air at the atomic bomb which blows it over to the ferrets and explodes.

But the ferrets put on protective suits and they don't die.

[W0NWILL]

(Rus, mild PPing is allowed)

The hares fire arrows from Salamandastron that pierce the ferret's suits.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But by this time, the ferrets are well out of the way.

[W0NWILL]

You're forgetting something, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! And I have longbows.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But that doesn't change the fact that the ferrets are now well away from the bomb.