Wartime!

[W0NWILL]

Oh dear.
ARRGH!

[Redwallfan7]

*otters throw pepper bombs, with peppers and pepper spray*

[W0NWILL]

Y'know, from now on, you can have as many weapons as you want! (as long as they don't exceed three) Anything goes! Okay, not anything, don't want any sharks with laser beams

"How does this work?" *hare sticks his head in the canon.*
I couldn't resist, blow his head off!

[Tiria Wildlough]

My ferrets favour golf clubs, but they also use tasers and flamethrowers.

*tasers the opossums*

[Leatho Shellhound]

Hey the canon was my idea,

*The Opossums wack the ferrets with their flashlights and stab with their swords and blow them up with their big golden canon.*

[W0NWILL]

"Plug the canon!" several hares jump in the canon and the rest go all out on the possums.

[Leatho Shellhound]

*But the Opossums turn their flashlights on and the hares run away, the Opossums unplug the canon and fire into the hares.* KABOOM!!!!!!!!

[W0NWILL]

Err, what's with the flashlights?
The hare shoot the possums with bows

[Redwallfan7]

*Otters tie spicy hotroot pepper bombs to the ends of the arrows. They throw them at the wildcats*

[W0NWILL]

Death to the wildcats!

[Redwallfan7]

Death to them!* otters and hares start charging*

[W0NWILL]

Let's kill the ferrets, Tiria's on.
Death to the ferrets!

I have to leave.

[Tiria Wildlough]

*ferrets throw flames at the wildcats*
YAHARR! Death to the wildcats!

[W0NWILL]

General alliance against wildcats?
*Shoots the wildcats*

[Tiria Wildlough]

Nah, that's not really fair.
*blasts the other armies with flames and a shower of golf clubs*
*ferrets fill the cannon with sand*