Molespeakers!

[W0NWILL]

Ee point o' this yurr topic is fer everybeasht to go a-postin' anythin' in moler shpeak.

Ee rulers:
Et must be in moler shpeak
Et must eeboid boi ee rulers o' ee furrom.


Fer all'm you'm Last Post Wins beashts, Oi bes ee winner.

[MatthiasMan]

Hurmm, wart Rudwuller carn't speek mole?

[W0NWILL]

All ee Redwullers kin speak moler. Urr et lest unnerstan' et.

[MatthiasMan]

Wait this is a contest now? Uuhh! I'm going to loose.

Ef oi cudd eet,
Blaburry poie,
Fer brekfest,
An' fer denner, O moi!
Oid burrst sow beeg,
Oid doie.

[W0NWILL]

Oh, et baint, et jus' bes fer persons to go a-voting, et bain't competitive. Et jus' bes a place to spek in moler speak.

[MatthiasMan]

Oh. I'm not the best mole speaker. I can speak it but it's harder for me to write it.

[Dannflower Reguba]

Jaques trumps both of ye' by a long shot!

[W0NWILL]

Boi ookay, oi know, none kin speak ee moler speak loike Broian Jaces.

[Griffen]

OOMS: you shouldn't have Brian up there because he is with no doubt the best, but the poll should only be to those that post on this forum.

PS: Out Of Mole Speak

[W0NWILL]

Roight, oi took ee Broian oot.

[Redwaller]

You'm be nought but h'infunts. You'm carn't speek molespeaker as oi does!

[W0NWILL]

Burr, hurr, You'm troi Oi.

[Redwaller]

Oi be berst speaker than you'm, missus!

[W0NWILL]

Oi'll bes a-seein'! Und so will you'm!

[MatthiasMan]

Can I quit this now?