The Redwall Insult Fight!

[Cornflower MM]

YOU NIT NOSED BARREL BELLED MUDDLE TOES!!!! I BET YOUR GRANDMA WAS .......WAS.........TWINKLE TOED?

Please don't ask!

[Stormkitty]

Yew mushroom bellied, toad faced, barnacle breathed old codger!
Will post more later

[Norham Waterpaw]

You silly excuse for a boiled back with a side of rotted 'taters you are!

[Stormkitty]

You butterfly-breathed, bumblybee-brained, boomerang-bound, baked-butler!

Pulling a blank right now so it is quite lousy

[SHINEE-Chee Zmizz]

Well now, lookit the pot callin' the kettle black! Why, aren't you are a birdbrained, addletongued, twoggletongued buffoon! You are a wretched, butterbellied, foolish, smelly, bag-bellied, despicable, soggy bounder; the lowest of all creatures

[Stormkitty]

Poppycock and Balderdash! You wouldn't know a thing you carrot-chiseled, corruptable chorus of cookies with choke-cherry collared chunky, chicken-chewed, chilly- chipped, casket!

Used a dictiontary there!

[SHINEE-Chee Zmizz]

Oh, now wouldn't I now, you foolish, scummy, butterbellied, craventailed, muddleheaded, droopy-pawed, nitnosed whipsnout, O pot-bellied soup swigger!

[Stormkitty]

SHADDUP! You absouballalutely abstract, academically addled, abnormally-abandoned, abducted, abiotic, absorbent abyss-accounted, aquaintence of a aching, active, adventurous, advocate!

very messed up

[SHINEE-Chee Zmizz]

'Course it is.

Hahaharr! Ah sure wish you'd ne'er been born, you no-good, daft, awful, lilylivered, ugly, wretched, flea-bitten wogglespike; an uneducated sloth!

[Stormkitty]

I'LL TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU DECOMPRESSED, DEHYDRATED, OUTDATED, DANGEROUS, DAMP, DAMAGED, DILLY-DALLY DUNDERED, DAREDEVIL-DARKENED, DAISY- DEWED, DECIEVED, DEBRIS-DECLINED, DECIDIOUS, DEFECTED, DUNGBOMB!

MY AMAZING SPELLING

[SHINEE-Chee Zmizz]

Yes yes!

You are a clay-faced, ragheaded, thick-headed, slackgutted, smelly, butterbellied, awfully wide fatty, you onionbonce!

[Stormkitty]

SHUT YER GOB YOU EARTH-EARED, EASEL-EAVESDROPPING,ECCENTRIC, ECLIPSED, ECHO-ECONOMICALLY ENRAGED, UNEDIBLE, UNEFFICIVE, EGREGIOUS, ELATED, ELECTRIFIED, ELEPHANT-EMBARGO!

[Rusvul]

Wow, Storm... I like your insult style... Um, I mean,  Oh really? Well, you're a kidnapped, keelhauled, knuckle-headed, krazy, koala-smelling, kangaroo-kicked, kvetching, kitchen-killing, krumpet of a kool-aided kindergartener!

[Stormkitty]

YOU THEIF! YOU ... YOU... YOU....
YOU FADED, FABRIC-FOOTED, FACTORY-FACED, FAINT-FLEETED, FALSE, FAUCET-FEATURED, FAWN-FEATED, FEIGNING, FEROCIOUS, FIERY-FIELDED, FINANACIALLY-FAILING, FLASHING, FLAWED, FOREIGN FLOOD OF FLOUNDER!

[Cornflower MM]

Kool-aided kindergartner?? Wow....You smelly onion bonce!!!