The Redwall Insult Fight!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Silver tongue turned to lead? Not so quick-witted I'm afraid.

[Jack the Quick]

I have a leaden tongue, child-eater

[The Grey Coincidence]

Racist woodlander... yeah... I said it...

[Jack the Quick]

Racist? How?

[The Grey Coincidence]

Yew just are.

[Jack the Quick]

Ah great, naow ye made me confuzzled!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Yer easy te confuzzle ye dumb brute.

[Jack the Quick]

Well calling someone racist fer no reason iz confuzzling, idjit

[The Grey Coincidence]

Big idjit!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Biggest idjit! 

[The Grey Coincidence]

'Ewmongouse idjit'.

[Jack the Quick]

Delthion sized idjit!
(His actual body mass, not his idiocy, cause he has no idiocy)

[The Grey Coincidence]

And lookie issa coward. Scared of Delthion, are ye bushtail?

[Jack the Quick]

Yes, I am, and with good reason.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Scarredy squirrel!