The Redwall Insult Fight!

[Skipper]

You think you can beat me you blathering, feckless, awful, filthy, ugly, Buck-tooth, useless excuse for a duck! You are a disease-ridden, twoggletongued, awful, muddleheaded, blitherin', wretched menace to society; the lowest of all creatures!

[MatthiasMan]

I didn't say I could beat you. I just put in some for the fun of it.

[Skipper]

Ha! I will beat you all! *evil laugh in squeaky voice*

[MatthiasMan]

. . .Ok then. . .Well I guess I could try to beat you, but hold up a second. I'm going to go work on my sword.

[Tiria Wildlough]

You couldn't work on a sword if it was right under your feet, you crumple-snouted, pin-clawed, twine-tailed, bobbleheaded, bubble-brained excuse for a half-cooked fish scale!

[Skipper]

Nice one Tiria you Addletongued, useless, foolish, bag-bellied, smelly, Buck-tooth snitnose.

[MatthiasMan]

You couldn't work on a sword if it was right under your feet, you crumple-snouted, pin-clawed, twine-tailed, bobbleheaded, bubble-brained excuse for a half-cooked fish scale!

Have you seen my swords? No, then I doubt I wouldn't be able too you mindless buffoon.

[Felldoh154]

You lily-liveried, green-gutted, yellow-tongued, yellow bellied, ugly mugged, exude for a toad! You beetle breathed, clip clawed son of a bilge rat! You fallow furred, narrow kneed, bad bottomed cads! You ugly eared, slow witted bottle brained, short snouted, thick thighed, absolute cad!

Heh heh, pretty good eh?

[Skipper]

No its not you filthy, soggy, Buck-tooth, blisternosed, awful, lousy buffoon!You savage, blathering, bag-bellied, crumpetfaced, chopcheeked,scoundrel!You are a wretched, mop-pawed, nitnosed, lousy, scummy, smelly, feckless oaf, O pot-bellied soup swigger!

[MatthiasMan]

I guess it was good.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Yeah, but you're still a twiddlepawed, puffheaded, tumblebrained, twistylegged wibble!
And no, I can't see your great swords because the only swords you make are floppy!!

[MatthiasMan]

OK that's it.

Tiria is a wort holed, mud minded, booger brained, rancid breathed, butterfly stomached, frog throated,  noodle haired, nut netted, foot fwolloping, trashed headed, brushtailed, clay faced, foul needled, maggoted, floppylugged, idgited, dumb clucked, snitnosed, thick headed, tree jumping, matress bottomed,  slop pawed, sniggletailed, tail twitching, mealy mouthed, fork tounged, rabble roused, insulter!!!!!!!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Well, MatthiasMan is a fiddle-faced, rickety-pawed, slimy-skinned, soggy-furred, twoffleheaded, mopple-faced, boot-brained, blobfaced, fliggyfurred, ploppy-pawed, fluff-brained, barnacle-skinned, mottle-pelted, goat-smelling, dribblemouthed, messyfurred, sloppytailed, bubblebrained, fishyfaced, stringtailed, floppyhaired, wigglebrain who smells like a stinky pile of...erm...stuff.

Beat that. Hehehe.

(Oh and did I mention you smell?)

[Redwallfan7]

well, Tiria is a gob swallowing, blue bottomed, fat nosed duck!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Well, you're a snigglety woofler! *does a dance of glee*