The Redwall Insult Fight!

[Redwallfan7]

well, you're a twisted rabbit! Hee Hee 

[Tiria Wildlough]

Eeee, I'm not a rabbit! You're a smelly froglegged mudbrain!

[Redwallfan7]

I know you're not, I just ran out of ideas

[mattimouse20]

ye lily-livered swine with only one good eye!

[MatthiasMan]

Well, you're a snigglety woofler! *does a dance of glee*

I actually quite like that one.

[mattimouse20]

ye bone headed cackly codfish!

[Redwallfan7]

yer a slimy pin pricked toad walloper!

[MatthiasMan]

Pin pricked? More like pine pricked. Look at all those spikes coming out of yer back. What are you a hedgehog that uses your own spikes to sew and knit?

[Skipper]

You are a filthy, fiddlefaced, ragheaded, mop-pawed, awful wogglespike you muddleheaded fraud!

[MatthiasMan]

You call yourself a Skipper of Otters? I call you a Flipper of Otters. What kind of insults are those, muddleheaded? Wogglespike? Not even worth calling you a Skipper. More like calling you a Flipper.

[Skipper]

Well then you must be empty in the head you lousy yellow lily livered coward! You must have ants in your head if you call me flipper cause its plain to see im Skipper. I';ve more of a Skipper then you could ever be you wretched,droopy-pawed, crumpetfaced, nitnosed, daft, bobble-winged nuisance!You are a slackgutted, Thick-headed, useless, flea-bitten, birdbrained, bag-bellied, feckless oaf!You are a craventailed, foolish, muddleheaded, clay-faced, Thick-headed, Buck-tooth, addletongued wogglespike, you onionbonce!

[MatthiasMan]

(Tip try to make it one, long insult, and by the way, you used Thick-headed twice. )

[Rusvul]

you sticklepawed idler! (this next one only applies to hares) smelly woogled poofy lavender bunny!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Your all sons and daghters of mangy toads, so there!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Is that the best you can do, you messy-eared, lop-tailed, swapflab!