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The Redwall Insult Fight!

Started by Redwaller, July 07, 2012, 05:38:15 PM

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Maudie

#75
July 13, 2013, 09:31:30 PM
Aw, yore an un-educated, soggy-pawed, blubbery-nosed, over-sized, onion-bummed excuse for a lily-livered vermin! So there!  :P
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Shade

#76
July 13, 2013, 09:52:16 PM
You talking to me?? :o :o :o Language!!!!!! ;D
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Rusvul

#77
July 14, 2013, 06:24:29 PM
What's going on? Why is everybeast calling each other names?
Btw, I win.

KitrallStreamrippler

#78
July 15, 2013, 06:19:35 AM
Oh, no ye don', ya wee lardbucket! Ah'd call ye a raggy-bummed, dirtywhiskers, but that'd be an insult tae the raggy-bummed, dirtywhisker community, ye pondwater-drinkin' poltroon! ;D (I'm rather proud of that one- quite good, if I do say so m'self.)
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Redwaller

#79
July 15, 2013, 12:55:17 PM
Yew self-centered buffoon! Ye ain't nothin' but a barrel o' fat'n'grease rollin' around tryin' to find a place where trifles and cakes grow on trees!(That was pretty lame)

Buzz_Bumble

#80
July 29, 2013, 08:03:00 AM
You are a scummy, blathering, bobble-winged, cross-eyed, ungrateful, mop-pawed, nitnosed bangtail, O chubby one!

(Obtained from the Redwall Insult Generator.)

The Shade

#81
July 29, 2013, 07:52:35 PM
You...you...you Postman Pat!!!
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Maudie

#82
July 29, 2013, 08:09:30 PM Last Edit: July 29, 2013, 08:16:03 PM by Mask
You are a blathering, wretched, filthy, blitherin', birdbrained menace to society; an uneducated sloth!

You are a blathering, clay-faced, slackgutted, savage, Buck-tooth scoundrel; an uneducated sloth!

You are a stilt-legged, craventailed, disease-ridden, cross-eyed, bag-bellied, no-good, muddleheaded fatty, and I wish you had never been born!


"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Shade

#83
July 29, 2013, 08:17:22 PM
Cheers :P
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Maudie

#84
July 29, 2013, 08:19:31 PM
Actually, I also got mine from the Redwall insult generator. :P ;D
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Shade

#85
July 29, 2013, 08:37:16 PM
YOU CHEATER!!!  ;D
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Maudie

#86
July 29, 2013, 09:36:12 PM
YOU CALLIN' ME A CHEATER?!?!

You wanna go? Huh? You wanna go??
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Buzz_Bumble

#87
July 29, 2013, 10:38:41 PM
Quote from: The Shade on July 29, 2013, 07:52:35 PM
You...you...you Postman Pat!!!

Postman Pat is an insult?!?!
You'd be better off using Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Justin Bieber, ...  ;)

Ferrousferret

#88
July 30, 2013, 09:06:51 AM
I should post the best insult ever video from Nostalgia Critic.

The Shade

#89
July 30, 2013, 08:56:25 PM
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on July 29, 2013, 10:38:41 PM
Quote from: The Shade on July 29, 2013, 07:52:35 PM
You...you...you Postman Pat!!!

Postman Pat is an insult?!?!
You'd be better off using Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Justin Bieber, ...  ;)

No...not...not Justin Bieber!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll do anything! Just...please...not him.
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I
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