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The Redwall Insult Fight!

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The Grey Coincidence

#150
March 05, 2019, 12:55:54 PM
Why you furless son of a toad-bottomed crab! I'll have you know burping is beneath the likes of a beast like me!
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Sebias of Redwall

#151
March 05, 2019, 03:18:42 PM
You son of a fish-tailed, mud-breathed, slime-eared, eye-sore.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Tungro

#152
March 05, 2019, 03:27:09 PM
Here goes...

You sir, are great picked bottomed toad with his auntie's mustache!

Sebias of Redwall

#153
March 05, 2019, 03:54:15 PM
You my good sir are a incredible fat, bloated carcass of a walrus.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#154
March 05, 2019, 05:35:33 PM
Idjits, the both of ye! Ye left yer wits back in the swamp ye came from!
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Sebias of Redwall

#155
March 05, 2019, 06:14:08 PM
Well nae, somebeast might jus' be biting off a bit more 'n he kin chew.
Yer a slimy two-faced son of a bilge-rat, yer feet smell like a ten year ol' dead body of a fish.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#156
March 05, 2019, 06:36:12 PM
Redwall insults are so much harder than just swearing aggressively. A lot of it is somehow linked to foul smells, bottoms and noses...
You, are a disgrace- NAY! A shame! You toad-bottomed, flea-backed young rip! When, pray tell, did you last brush those blackened fangs of yours?
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Sebias of Redwall

#157
March 05, 2019, 06:40:20 PM
Ha! if yew think I'm bad jus' look at yerself. That disgusting nose of yers would make a Badgerlord run in terror, and yer eyes look like slobs o' mud, yew boggle-bellied, buffoon.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#158
March 05, 2019, 07:15:52 PM Last Edit: March 05, 2019, 07:18:03 PM by The Grey Coincidence
Keep chatting! I can see your buttons are on the verge of bursting! Can't keep that demon of a gut down, can ye?
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Sebias of Redwall

#159
March 05, 2019, 07:25:26 PM
Ha!
Yew addle-brained, guttersnipe. Yew seriously think you can out insult me. I was born in the middle of a mighty storm, I kin eat fools like yew fer breakfast.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Tungro

#160
March 05, 2019, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 05, 2019, 06:36:12 PM
Redwall insults are so much harder than just swearing aggressively

Very true you black nosed, hill backed, great buffoon of a swamp looking toad!

Sebias of Redwall

#161
March 05, 2019, 07:36:52 PM
Hmm...Toad and frog gets used a lot in the Redwall insults.

Yew're a poop-headed, rapscallion-brained, son of a hollowed-tree trunk.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Tungro

#162
March 05, 2019, 07:47:16 PM
All because of ye' bloated bug eyes sea dogs, I am running out good ol' fashion Redwall insults!

Sebias of Redwall

#163
March 05, 2019, 07:55:31 PM
Har har! I'm just getting started yew pot-bellied, incredibly smelly, slugs.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#164
March 05, 2019, 09:10:04 PM
Mammals are racist to other kinds of animals. Apparently.
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