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Sebias of Redwall

#165
March 05, 2019, 09:58:09 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 05, 2019, 09:10:04 PM
Mammals are racist to other kinds of animals. Apparently.
Hmm, apparently.
Yew greasy-furred, crow-tailed, polecat.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#166
March 05, 2019, 10:59:09 PM
Lol
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

The Grey Coincidence

#167
March 06, 2019, 05:02:12 AM
Oooh, polecat, very nice.
Greasy-furred? Why yew slime-coated, tulip-headed old cow!
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Sebias of Redwall

#168
March 17, 2019, 08:26:07 PM
Why yew fat, jumped-up, bloated, slug-brained, son of a bilge-faced, ol' hag.
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The Grey Coincidence

#169
April 24, 2019, 04:16:27 AM
Watch that tongue of yers ye fat-tailed, droopy-eared, mudspawn!
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Sebias of Redwall

#170
April 24, 2019, 02:32:09 PM
Why should I? Yew, thick-brained, clod-pawed tadpole!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#171
April 24, 2019, 07:01:06 PM
Hoof-handed barnacle
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Sebias of Redwall

#172
April 24, 2019, 07:11:08 PM
Yew son of a bloated piece of seaweed!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#173
April 29, 2019, 03:31:52 PM
You er... git!
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Sebias of Redwall

#174
April 29, 2019, 06:02:50 PM
Yew dung-faced toad!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#175
June 18, 2019, 02:34:00 AM
Oh, go boil yer 'ead
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

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Sebias of Redwall

#176
June 18, 2019, 02:36:18 AM
Ach! Ye want a fight?! Y' lilly-hearted son of mole-faced piece of mud!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#177
June 18, 2019, 02:39:05 AM
Oh, go boil yer 'ead. (I got no more)
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#178
June 18, 2019, 03:00:08 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 02:39:05 AM
Oh, go boil yer 'ead. (I got no more)
Hmm... I'm the champion I guess?

Ye flower-brained bafoon!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#179
June 18, 2019, 03:02:13 AM
Bark-furred ugly toad-faced excuse for an otter!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!
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