The Hero of Redwall: Southsward

[W0NWILL]

"Or that works. Bye, I'm going to bed." Zwerg looked at the long drop (for him) to the floor, "On second thought, could you lower me down?"

[Rainshadow]

  "I thought you was goin' to get the parchment."

[W0NWILL]

"He just got it, now lower me down, I'm not keen on heights."

[Rainshadow]

  "Awright."  Jag lowered the pygmy shrew to the ground.  "Now, which room are ye stayin' in?  I've got a room that you can stay in if ye want to."

[W0NWILL]

"Oh, I have me own room, albeit one with a snoring mole. Bye!"

[Rainshadow]

  "Good night."  Jag didn't have an extremely large vocabulary, unlike his wife.  He had no clue what albeit meant.  He wandered back to his room.

[W0NWILL]

Zwerg went in and threw himself on his bed.

[Rainshadow]

  Jag climbed into his bed and immediately fell asleep.  He dreamed of his wife, safe at Redwall with the baby he hadn't seen yet.  He could picture his child, but he had no clue what the little kit looked like.

[AbbotAlf0805]

Davidari left the room with parchment and woke Jag.

[Rainshadow]

  Jag looked at Davidari and whispered, "Wot do ye think ye were doin'?  Ye're married!"

[W0NWILL]

Zwerg heard them and bounded out of bed, he was a light sleeper, and he hadn't even went to sleep. "Wot does it say?"

[AbbotAlf0805]

I uh.. number one I was livin' in de past and number two I had to do it to get his." he said pulling out the parchment.

[W0NWILL]

"Aye, wot does it say? Oh, and I spied on you as well, so I get a share in information!"

[Rainshadow]

  "Wot do et say?"

[W0NWILL]

Zwerg shushed him, "Stop interrupting and let him tell us!"