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Ungatt Trunn

#90
July 27, 2013, 10:33:31 PM
Quote from: The Shade on July 26, 2013, 10:08:28 AM
Anyway, back to the topic......
Eh, what should we talk about next on the subject?

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Maudie

#91
July 27, 2013, 10:34:54 PM
Cornflower was immortal, she probably didn't die. ;) ;D
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The Shade

#92
July 28, 2013, 10:01:35 AM
Where did she go then?? :)
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rachel25

#93
July 28, 2013, 03:54:04 PM
Into the Abbey walls to find Martin's immortal self and attack/kill him so she could be the Abbey guide thingy  :P

Ungatt Trunn

#94
August 01, 2013, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on July 28, 2013, 03:54:04 PM
Into the Abbey walls to find Martin's immortal self and attack/kill him so she could be the Abbey guide thingy  :P
LOL!!! ;D

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#95
August 03, 2013, 06:01:53 PM
Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Shade

#96
August 05, 2013, 05:03:48 PM
So, from all the "research" we've done, this is what happened;

Cornflower dies a horrible death at the hands of a horde of weasels, then her spirit is the new Abbeys symbol. THE END   ;D
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#97
August 05, 2013, 08:08:43 PM
May'apz zhe an' Martin take turnz bein' ze Abbey'z zymbol.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Shade

#98
August 06, 2013, 09:03:42 AM
May'apz....
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Iamthatis

#99
August 21, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
RIP Cornflower you were one of my favorites
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Emperor Ublaz

#100
August 22, 2013, 12:01:46 AM
Quote from: The Shade on August 05, 2013, 05:03:48 PM
So, from all the "research" we've done, this is what happened;

Cornflower dies a horrible death at the hands of a horde of weasels, then her spirit is the new Abbeys symbol. THE END   ;D

Interesting theory...
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Jukka the Sling

#101
October 04, 2013, 04:37:26 PM
I think these are some of the funniest parts of Ungatt's story! 

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Constance came running into the room. "What in the name of Martin is going on arou-uggg!"
The big Badger fell dead, twenty-seven arrows sticking out of her.

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He fell to the ground, silenced by a stunning blow from Basil Stag Hair. But as Basil brought his foot down, he was surprised to find that It was full of arrows. "Why, those bally weasel chaps have ruined by best fooagggg!!!!"
He was instantly silenced by sixteen well-aimed arrows.

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Abbot Mordalfus was about to yell retreat, but as soon as he opened his mouth, it was filled to the brim with Flicheye arrows.

Yes, I realize they're all the gruesome parts, but they're hilarious!  ;D
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The Shade

#102
October 04, 2013, 08:38:26 PM
Especially the Abbot one.  :D
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It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Norham Waterpaw

#103
October 15, 2013, 02:46:40 AM
So, I think you're all wrong.

This is what happened, gather 'round the fire young ones, whilst I tell my tale of epic proportions...

It was a sunny day, and Cornflower was picking flowers, when suddenly, a horde of vermin comes into sight. Throwing caution and fate to the winds, she snatched up Martin's sword and slew the lot. THEN
She died of old age, because she was 80 seasons when she slew them, and her old bones couldn't support her sword arm much longer...
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The Shade

#104
October 15, 2013, 08:48:57 AM
*Nods sensibly* That could have happened.
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