first crush?

[Søren]

Interesting. I remember when I went to this restaurant called Jason's Deli, and I was called something along the lines of handsome by these girls wearing Hijabs.

I love me some Jason's Deli.

[BlueRose]

I never actually got out. . . So thanks for incinerating it.

No problem.

[Maudie]

I'd just like to clarify, I am not one of those people who has tons of crushes and is totally wild about all of them. I don't consider celebrity crushes as real crushes because I am not constantly thinking about them. Really, in 14 years of life I've had about three crushes. THREE. I know girls that have five crushes at a time. I just want to say, I'm not an insanely boy crazy person.
There, I said something somewhat serious.

[Rusvul]

   Hm. Counting only crushes I've had on real life people, that'd be three. Counting crushes I've had on people in dreams and then have woken up to the disappointment of not actually feeling that way, five. Counting Internet people that I know well but not IRL, eight. Counting fictional crushes... I'm actually not sure. >10, <15.

[Søren]

I've only had 2 crushes in my life. I'm very loyal.

[Unimaginative]

I've had, like, 30. My current crush is actually a mutual one with a good friend of mine, which is a little awkward.

[BlueRose]

I've only had 3... The first one had a girlfriend, the second turned out to be a jerk and the third ended up being homosexual, so I just gave up on the idea of IRL crushes.

[Jetthebinturong]

Wow you have terrible luck

comment on my IRL crush

It's a guy by the way, in case you didn't open my other spoiler

Spoiler

Even though he's pretty much the campest guy alive I'm 91% sure he's straight which is annoying. Two of my friends know I have a crush on him (it was apparently their OTP ages before they knew) and they keep teasing me about it. He also knows I'm bi and constantly asks me who I think is hotter between a guy and a girl, often including himself and he keeps insinuating that he knows, it's maddening.

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[Ungatt Trunn]

I have only had one crush my whole life... and I still like her

[Dannflower Reguba]

       Why, is that an Ungatt Trunn I spy?   Everyone else's been wonderin' where you went... I didn't care though, you can drop dead.         I'm just kidding, welcome back bro! Been awhile, just a little bit.  

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yo, dan! Well, I actually just escaped from the grave and came back to join you guys And yea, I have been gone a REALLY long time... but I be a-back now!

[Leatho Shellhound]

Yeah!!!

[Maudie]

Me.

Oh, c'mon! Who could say no to this face?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Me.

Oh, c'mon! Who could say no to this face?

... That was the dude who posed for the Forever Alone guy drawing xD

[BlueRose]

...........

Why am I friends with people who would say no to Flynn Rider?