Telemarketer (Would You Like to Buy?)

[Rainshadow]

  This game is where the person above you is calling you to try and sell you some ridiculous product.  It can be as crazy as you want.  You get to come up with a response to the telemarketer.  Example:

  Q:  Would you like to buy this dress?

  A:  No!  I'm a guy!

  Q:  Would you like to buy...  Etc.

  Would you like to buy this toilet bowl cleaner?

[W0NWILL]

Why, thanks!

WYLTB this hungry polar bear?

[Rainshadow]

  Uhhh... *Click*

  Would you like to by a telephone?  It seems as though you don't have one.

[psybox]

no, i don't need one, i can connect to the telephone network with my mind. 

would you like to buy this advertising agency?

[Rainshadow]

  No thanks.  I think you're doing pretty well without my superior expertise.

  Would you like to buy a chocolate Easter bunny?

[Redwallfan7]

Yes! Chocolate come to me 

Would you like to buy a purple space craft?

[Rusvul]

no thanks, i live in the dimension ki: mera, i am a Fain Thoughtform, i travel just by thinking about it.
would you like to buy a Potion of Guinea-pigness?

[Rainshadow]

  Umm, no thanks.  I'm allergic to Guinea pigs.

  Would you like to buy this game?

[Redwallfan7]

It depends what it is

Would you like to buy this confetti frosted  cupcake?

[Rainshadow]

  No thanks.  I think I might get a paper cut.

  Would you like to buy a grave plot?

[Redwallfan7]

No thanks, no vermin has killed me yet!

Would you like to buy this ipad?

[Rainshadow]

  No, because I've got a computer.

  Would you like to buy the USS Enterprise?

[Redwallfan7]

No thanks, I have Serenity

Would you like to buy a bowl of hotroot soup?

[Rainshadow]

  Only if it has extra hotroot.

  Would you like to buy your house?

[Redwallfan7]

Hey! Give me my house back! Sure

Would you like to buy a hard cover edition of Mossflower, with painted illustrations?