Telemarketer (Would You Like to Buy?)

Rainshadow · July 26, 2012, 04:36:16 AM

Yes! Oh yes! Absolutely!

Would you like to buy a hot tub?

Redwallfan7 · July 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM

yes!

Would you like to buy a bottle of bubbles?

W0NWILL · July 26, 2012, 04:38:21 AM

GIMME!

Would you like to buy this ticket to my favourite place in the world? Lake Michigan.

Redwallfan7 · July 26, 2012, 04:38:49 AM

sure

would you like to buy Keyla the otter?

Rainshadow · July 26, 2012, 04:39:27 AM

No, because you would be ripping me off. He doesn't exist.

Would you like to buy a cheap security system?

Redwallfan7 · July 26, 2012, 04:40:23 AM

No, I know not to because it's cheap

would you like to buy this crossbow?

Rainshadow · July 26, 2012, 04:42:00 AM

I'M KATNISS!!!! I ALREADY HAVE A BOW!!!

Would you like to buy all of the movies in the world?

W0NWILL · July 26, 2012, 04:42:42 AM

No, I hate most of them.

Would you like to buy this book in yiddish?

Rainshadow · July 26, 2012, 04:43:21 AM

No. I can't read Yiddish. I don't think.

Would you like to buy cow tongue?

Tiria Wildlough · July 26, 2012, 07:13:14 AM

Eww. No.
Would you like to buy this pregnant mouse?

Rainshadow · July 26, 2012, 02:21:52 PM

Yes! I have a hungry cat!

Would you like to buy this chocolate castle? Life sized?

Redwallfan7 · July 26, 2012, 11:16:58 PM

Yes!

Would you like to buy this ferret?

Rainshadow · July 27, 2012, 01:37:37 AM

No thanks, but if you have a cat I'll take one!

Would you like to buy this wardrobe? I hear it can take you to Narnia.

Tiria Wildlough · July 27, 2012, 04:03:27 AM

Nah, I already have a wardrobe.
Would you like to buy this rat treadmill?

Redwallfan7 · July 27, 2012, 04:13:58 AM

No thanks

Would you like to buy this beach?

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