Telemarketer (Would You Like to Buy?)

[rachel25]

it depends on the price. 
WYLTB this smiley    then I'll have less comparison in the Smiley War. 

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

It's frowning.  How sad.

WYLTB the forums?

[rachel25]

YES PLEASE!
WYLTB my sister (not really she's mine  )

[Dag Downyfur]

No ive got enough siblings already.


WYLTB some Anti-Weasel? It protects you from the Weasel Pox. (inside joke )

[CaptainRocktree]

This deserves a REVIVE

Ummm *Hangs up*

WYLTB A platypus?

[Rainshadow]

  No thanks, I'd rather not have to deal with a secret agent of a pet.

  Would you like to buy a new cheese grater?  It's perfect for shredding all sorts of things, such as cheese, carrots, celery, your finger, potatoes, and many other vegetables and food products!

[Delthion]

*Hangs-up. Turns to other person in room; in response to who it was.* Spammers.

Would you like to buy this amazing Wii? It might be broken and completely destroyed, but it doesn't matter! Everyone that is in the "cool" crowd has one! So buy one today, Or I guarantee that no one will want to be with you for fear of losing their other friends. So buy one today!

[Rainshadow]

  Aw, sorry, I already own one.

  Would you like to buy this well-loved piano?  It needs only a few minor adjustments and it's good to go!

[Delthion]

Sure! Now I just need to find that composer who fixed pianos. It was either Mozart or Bach, or Possibly Beethoven.

Would anyone like to by a dragon with heartburn? He may burn your house down, along with your life savings. But he is very friendly, and is as loyal as a dog! *Says quickly.* Call 1-800-555-4063 for more information, roughly $2000 spent in heartburn medication weekly. Some exceptions apply.

[Rainshadow]

  Sure!  I have experience with dragons, and have several fire dragons with heartburn.

  Would you like to buy the Justin Bieber franchise?

[James Gryphon]

You couldn't pay me to take it!

Would you like to buy a moderately used game controller? In perfect shape, except the pads on one of the thumbsticks was ripped off is missing.

[Conrad the Painless]

For what system? Pfft, shush yr lips, I'll buy it anyways 




Would you like to buy this spoonful of sugar? It definitely helps to make the medicine go down.   

[Søren]

Only if it's non-GMO.
WYLTB this awesome broken used crayon?

[LT Sandpaw]

I think so... maybe later call me back in three million seconds.

WYLTB This case of slime.

[Søren]

Yes, who wouldn't?
WYLTB this post?