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Started by Rainshadow, July 25, 2012, 11:02:50 PM

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LT Sandpaw

#315
April 14, 2015, 09:15:17 PM

I'll only take Blue and green, so no.


WYLTB This toy violin, its got two strings.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Dibbun Against Bedtime

#316
April 14, 2015, 10:11:26 PM
Nahh,

WYLTB a horde of bloodthirsty monkeys set off by the word "Banana"?
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Søren

#317
April 21, 2015, 04:15:17 PM
No, I don't wear dresses.
WYLTB this song Sugar?


I'm retired from the forum

Delthion

#318
August 17, 2015, 06:00:37 PM
I have no idea who you're talking to!

WYLTB this amazing Pink Lemonade? I may have already drunk it myself, but it's still in perfect condition!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Cornflower MM

#319
August 18, 2015, 06:44:30 PM
Nah,m I hate lemonade.

WYLTB yourself? No one knows you better than yourself. . . Why not get a second opinion?

Vilu Daskar

#320
August 18, 2015, 06:52:37 PM
No I already own myself.

WYLTB this deluxe pen complete with memory foam grip and refillable in cartridge?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Rainshadow

#321
August 18, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
  Only if it comes with a built-in cup holder.

  Would you like to buy this rabid kangaroo?
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Vilu Daskar

#322
August 18, 2015, 09:36:12 PM
Ok

WYLTB this cup holder for your deluxe pen?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#323
August 18, 2015, 11:36:37 PM
Nah, I don't have a deluxe pen!

WYLTB this one of a kind deluxe camera? It's from the Middle Ages. *Fast speakingly.* Sale does not actually exist, freaking out about such sale will result in death.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#324
August 19, 2015, 10:29:01 PM
Awesome a deluxe camera I'm so freaking out ri *Dies*

WYLTB this ratty blue T-shirt.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Rainshadow

#325
August 19, 2015, 10:49:22 PM
  A blue T-shirt with a rat logo on it?  YES!

  Would you like to buy this slightly used piece of gum?
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

LT Sandpaw

#326
August 20, 2015, 01:57:57 AM

Heeeell no. :o


Would you like to buy this anti telemarketer phone, it blocks all calls from telemarketers who make those annoying calls all the time,... well it actually blocks all calls but you know. No more annoying telemarketer calls.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#327
August 20, 2015, 02:10:57 PM
I'll take it.

WYLTB this hammer that smashes anti telemarketer phones.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#328
August 20, 2015, 03:32:36 PM

Oh yes


WYLTB this hatchet that chops up hammers that smash anti telemarketer phones that blocks telemarketers?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#329
August 20, 2015, 06:05:32 PM
Only if I can smash the phone with the hatchet.

WYLTB this chainsaw that destroys hatchets that destroy hammers that destroy phones?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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