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Cornflower MM

#330
August 20, 2015, 06:21:49 PM
Sorry, no, because you lost me there.  On the other hand, would you like to buy this lovely perfume? (;))

LT Sandpaw

#331
August 20, 2015, 06:42:57 PM

Does it dissolve chainsaws that destroy hatchets that chop up hammers that smash phones that block telemarketer calls?


WYLTB A bad joke?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Delthion

#332
August 20, 2015, 06:51:34 PM
No, I already have a full inventory of those! ;D ;D

WYLTB this worthless building?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#333
August 20, 2015, 07:48:32 PM
If it's worthless you should give it away so no.

WYLTB this poison gas that most likely will not kill you.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#334
August 21, 2015, 02:16:51 PM
Nah, I just bought eighteen canisters of the stuff off of a guy who called just before you!

WYLTB this amazingly shiny Diamond? Who cares that it's plastic and is cracked and shattered in some places! It's still in the shape of a diamond!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#335
August 21, 2015, 03:33:57 PM
I'd rather not.

WYLTB this 1 dollar bill?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#336
August 21, 2015, 04:31:44 PM

Is it free?


WYLTB This mechanical pencil that writes by itself?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#337
August 21, 2015, 04:50:44 PM
What does it write?

WYLTB this dead mouse named Mattimeo?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#338
August 30, 2015, 06:54:49 PM
No thank you! I'd rather have him alive! No, wait, on second thought, lemme have him for free. I'll give him a decent burial.

WYLTB a telemarketer?

rrrrr

#339
August 30, 2015, 08:53:15 PM
Mmhmm... Yes, I would like my personal slave/servant.

WWLTB a picture of a telemarketer?
rrrrr.....

Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.

Vilu Daskar

#340
August 31, 2015, 03:01:03 PM
Why would I want a picture.

WYLTB this T-shirt with WYLTB on it?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#341
August 31, 2015, 04:45:36 PM

Actually yes, I imagine everyone being like. "Hey what does that stand for?" and I would be like "I don't know, but would you like to buy something?" :P


WYLTB: This pair of NVGs?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#342
August 31, 2015, 04:46:52 PM
If I knew what that stood for maybe.

WYLTB this skeleton key?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Captain Wortshire

#343
September 17, 2015, 12:46:07 AM
I's sure no-body would buy it sah. (get it no-BODY ,haw haw)

Would you like to by this flippin food?
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Vilu Daskar

#344
September 17, 2015, 02:43:45 PM
I prefer food that stays still.

WYLTB this castle?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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