Telemarketer (Would You Like to Buy?)

[rachel25]

n I have a horse which I ride  
wyltb this sunhat *sunhat is made out of cheese string

[Redwaller]

No thanks. I don't need a sunhat, and besides, it will melt if I go under the sun.

WYLTB WYLTB WYLTB WYLTB?

[rachel25]

What
Wyltb a fish

[Redwaller]

No thanks.

WYLTB a Telemarketer?

[rachel25]

Naaaa 
W Y L T B this  

[Redwaller]

It's a fish?

Then no.

WYLTB a link?

[rachel25]

No 
this 

[Buzz_Bumble]

More fish, no thanks.

Would you like to buy a combined bookmark / toothbrush / toilet cleaner / potato peeler / dog pooper-scooper device? 

[Redwaller]

Hmmm, if you left out the pooper-scooper and toilet cleaner out, then yes.


Would you like to buy my fanfiction?

[rachel25]

I'd have to read it first  
this

[Buzz_Bumble]

Someone's spending way too much time on the fish website. 

[Redwaller]

No, I'd rather have a shark. 

WYLTB a horse?

[rachel25]

I already have two so no thanks  and I really do have two horses 
Oh and Buzz_bumble I only kept posting fish b/c I found it funny that you got confused 
This can opener.....

[Kitsune]

No thanks.
And that big fish is weird!
WYLTB a Redwall book?

[Buzz_Bumble]

Oh and Buzz_bumble I only kept posting fish b/c I found it funny that you got confused 

I wasn't confused ... you're confusing me with someone else.

WYLTB a Redwall book?

Only if it's the UK paperback version of The Rogue Crew ... I've already got all of the rest of the series.

Would you like to buy this ele-monkey - an elephant crossed with a monkey?