Chocolate Muffins of Death!!!

[The Skarzs]

You don't seem to like those penguins very much.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Penguins are immune to such poison. They have different ways of processing food which causes the poison to not activate.

[The Skarzs]

The muffins are literally death muffins.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Virtual penguins are literally immune to death.

[The Skarzs]

Aren't we all?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope. Hence why I haven't eaten any chocolate muffins of death.

[The Skarzs]

But you know you want to.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Do you doubt my self control?

[The Skarzs]

*Waggles eyebrows.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs*

[The Skarzs]

The muffins compel you.

[shisteer of nothing much]

My self control is better than that.

[The Skarzs]

Despite her self-control, shisteer can't stop herself from picking up a chocolate muffin of death and bringing it to her mouth. . .

[shisteer of nothing much]

We live on opposite sides of the world. You don't know what I'm doing. *doesn't even touch chocolate muffin of death*

[The Skarzs]

But she does.