Chocolate Muffins of Death!!!

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Ahh! 'Tis a war!

[Rainshadow]

  No, 'tis a feast!  And Redwallfan7, I can eat all I want!  I'm dead already!  *Eats muffins*

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Hmm. I The War of the Feast of the Chocolate Muffins of Death!!!!! Makes sense, huh?

[Rainshadow]

  Perfect sense!  Crystal clear!  Now, eat the Muffins!!!!! 

[Skipper]

Never, I can smell the death on them as well as the, as the delicious chocolate. *takes a big sniff and grabs two muffins*

[Redwallfan7]

*grabs three muffins*

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Mine! *Tackles Redwallfan7* Gimme gimme!

[Rainshadow]

  Well, you're gonna die.  Any last words?

[Redwallfan7]

*swipes the muffins back*

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Yes! I want muffins! *Grabs muffins from nowhere and everywhere, and stuffs them down my throat.* Yu--ack! *Dies*

[Rainshadow]

  Yay!  Join me in haunting the Muffin eaters!  *Haunts Muffin eaters who haven't died yet*  Wooooooooo!  I'm a ghooooaaaassstttt!!!

[Redwallfan7]

*Eats more muffins and dies*

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

I'm deeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaad! And soooooon, you will be toooooooooooooo!!!!! Ooooooh! Join us, Redwallfan7!

[Rainshadow]

  BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Dannflower Reguba]

*sticks out tongue*

"I'm not shoopid! Will not eat your horrendous muffinks!"

*Eats a pop-tart*