(2012) Autumn Nameday Celebration

[Tiria Wildlough]

*hands out strawberries* Enjoy your peaceful feast!

[Rainshadow]

  *Licks paw and swipes it on head*  How dare ye?

[AxeHound]

On second thought, the so-called 'sane' people aren't that sane.

[Rainshadow]

  *Grabs bacon*  Mmm!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Bacon.... comes.... from.... pigs..... CANNIBAL!

[Rainshadow]

  But I'm not a pig, so I'm not a cannibal.  I'm a cat, and cats eat meat.  So, meat comes from other animals.  Pigs are another animal.   *Eats more bacon*

[Redwallfan7]

Gimme some bacon mate!!!

[psybox]

pigs don't exist in the redwall universe.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!?   YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL, AND NOT JUST THE METAPHORICAL ONE! WE ARE NOW VULNERABLE TO VERMIN ATTACKS JUST BECAUSE YOU ATE BACON! *short circuits* *wakes up* well, i guess emotional outbursts require more than 4.9 volts.

[Rainshadow]

  Looks like somebody needs some bacon.  *Hands bacon to psybox*  There ye go, mate!

[Redwallfan7]

Bacon rocks!!

[Rainshadow]

  Mmm!  Can I have some scones with me bacon?

[Redwallfan7]

I want cordial with my bacon!!

[Rainshadow]

  *Hands Redwallfan7 some cordial and bacon*  There ye go, mate!  Can ye pass me some scones?  Preferably some barley scones.

[psybox]

under one condition, that, if not agreed to, i will hide every barley scene ever made before you eat any.  The condition is you stop eating bacon.  forever.

[Rainshadow]

  Wot condition, you cruel beast?  'Ow dare ye try an' make a pore beast starve!