The most random thread ever!!!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Und vot iz zat? A game?

Yep, a game set in the Warhammer 40k universe.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, zat. *Pretendz zloightly tae act loike 'e kenz vot zat iz und failz mizerably*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Kenz?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000:_Dawn_of_War_II_%E2%80%93_Retribution

[Cornflower MM]

Knows.

*Wonders why no one else is fluent in Head-speak* *Can't remember the accent he uses*

[Jukka the Sling]

I think his accent is a mix of Scottish, molespeak, and Sampetrian monitor lizard.

[The Skarzs]

I'd say the first and last, but replace molespeach with German.

[Cornflower MM]

*Shrugs* *Goes for a no-handed illusion instead of a cartwheel* *does a very pretty illusion*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

[Wylder Treejumper]

Knows.

*Wonders why no one else is fluent in Head-speak* *Can't remember the accent he uses*

'Ello? Oi kenz it!

[Banya]

Knows.

*Wonders why no one else is fluent in Head-speak* *Can't remember the accent he uses*

'Ello? Oi kenz it!

Yeah, I don't think I've ever been able to not understand him either.

[The Skarzs]

I only wonder what he wants it to sound like in real life. I mean, have you tried to say some of his sentences out loud? Ach. . .

[Lady Ashenwyte]

FYI Elder Scrolls Online is on Free Weekend on Steam.

[Banya]

All right, story time.

I work with this awesome guy. Biting sarcastic wit, friendly to those who don't spew stupidity, great worker; he's my favourite subordinate but I'm advocating his promotion. Well, he's seriously allergic to everything under the sun. Yeah, not only nuts and dairy and the other usual things, but it's so severe that he can't even eat or drink things made from machines that handle those things, he has to look over every wrapper and menu before he even breathes in the air surrounding a food item. He's cool with us forgetting and offering him chocolate or something if it's honestly an accident; it happens too often to get mad about. He's really denied a lot of delicious things in life. We have this other coworker we're really close with who enjoys bringing in cookies and other snacks to share. So the other day, this guy brings in a box of donuts, not the grocery store kind, but the special bakery kind that look good and taste better. And our coworker who's allergic to everything eyes the donuts, reads over the box's ingredients label, says "Screw it," pulls out his epi-pen, and eats a donut.

He was fine.

I was so happy for him.

[The Skarzs]

That's not the first time I've heard a story like that.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Overwatch is free this weekend!!
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20372506
for pc, xbox one, and ps 4!!