The most random thread ever!!!

[Jukka the Sling]

Just watched Thor: The Dark World on VidAngel, and while I saw most of the second half before on TV, the ending has left me with so. many. questions.

Also, Loki actually protected Jane! O.O  And man, I feel so bad for him in that scene with the smashed furniture... yeah.

[Skyblade]

@Faiyloe I like your signature

@Groddil I probably missed something; what's up with that avatar?

@James Gryphon Why does Kitsune's rank say "Member"? I've noticed for a while, and I'm curious

[The Skarzs]

Dem mentions.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Thing \/

"About 15 years ago, I was working as a server at a restaurant, and as head server/trainer and an expeditor, I knew the menu inside and out, including pretty much all the ingredients.

We took allergies VERY seriously at our restaurant, and so when a guest asked,"Is there dairy in the crab cake?  Because I'm allergic to dairy," I was REQUIRED to ask the chef, verbatim, even though I KNEW the answer was no, because the chef is the highest authority on the food.  So I go back to the kitchen, and I ask the chef, "Is there dairy in the crab cake?  I have a guest who is allergic."

He responds, "Yeah, there's dairy in the crab cake."

And I respond, "Uh, you're wrong--I've prepped crab cakes myself.  There's no dairy in the crab cakes."

Him: "Prove it."

I go to the prep kitchen and pull the master recipe book from the shelf, bring it back to him, and read off the list of ingredients.  "There's no dairy on this list."

Him: "There's mayonnaise in the crab cake."

Me: "That's not dairy.  Mayonnaise is eggs and oil, and a stabilizing agent."

Him: "And where do you find eggs in the grocery store?"

Me: "In the dairy section."

Him: "So eggs are dairy."

Me: "No, they're not.  Eggs come from chickens.  Dairy products are milk products, which have to come from a cow, or from the udder of another mammal.  Chicken are birds, not mammals.  Birds don't have udders."

Him: "Eggs come from the dairy section.  They are therefore dairy."

Me: *Facepalm*  "Fine.  I will tell the customer that the crab cakes have mayonnaise."

(Back at the table.)

Me: "Ma'am, the chef told me to tell you that the crab cakes have mayonnaise."

Guest: "But mayonnaise isn't dairy, it's made from eggs."

Me: "Yes, ma'am, you're quite right, but the chef and I had a philosophical disagreement on that point, and he insists mayonnaise is dairy.  So you may want to stay away from the crab cakes, considering the chef doesn't actually know what's in them.""

[Groddil]

@Groddil I probably missed something; what's up with that avatar?

Well...

James, Galli, and myself were on the Discord chat. Shenanigans ensued, resulting in James changed Galli's username to "The Ultimate Smurf."

Eventually, he changed it to "a." I made a fake account called "b," which was banned after a single post.

So, James then changed my username to "an Aimless Gallivanter," and Galli's username to "a Groddil." Then he banned me.

After I was unbanned, Galli and I set our pictures to that to annoy James, and she kicked him from the Discord Chat as punishment.

Eventually, James reset our usernames. But we didn't reset our avatars. It's not Loamhedge day anymore...

[Feles]

Happy 300 pages yall

[James Gryphon]

Groddil's post doesn't tell the whole story.

The "shenanigans" referred to included Galli messing around and changing my username on Discord. So, I changed her name back.

The timeline here gets a bit hazy, but from the best I can remember: I removed "The Ultimate Smurf" and changed it back to Aimless Gallivanter not too long after that. But, Galli presumably didn't notice and retaliated to my counterattack by deafening me on Discord (keeping me from hearing any of the voice chat, which was basically the only way they were communicating at the time). So, I changed her username to "a". Groddil signed up b and it got banned about this time. He notes my banning him and banning b as two separate events, which they weren't; I banned b's IP address, which (unintentionally, actually) also banned Groddil's access to the entire forum. I'm not sure exactly what the order of the next few events was, but within a few more minutes, Galli had muted me altogether, and I had changed Galli and Groddil's nicknames to the closest approximation of each other's that I could. She kicked me sometime after that.

[Groddil]

Groddil's post doesn't tell the whole story.

The "shenanigans" referred to included Galli messing around and changing my username on Discord. I didn't know about that part. So, I changed her name back.

The timeline here gets a bit hazy, but from the best I can remember: I removed "The Ultimate Smurf" and changed it back to Aimless Gallivanter not too long after that. But, Galli presumably didn't notice and retaliated to my counterattack by deafening me on Discord (keeping me from hearing any of the voice chat, which was basically the only way they were communicating at the time). I thought she deafened you after that, but I suppose not. :p So, I changed her username to "a". Groddil signed up b and it got banned about this time. He notes my banning him and banning b as two separate events, which they weren't; I banned b's IP address, which (unintentionally, actually) also banned Groddil's access to the entire forum. Fair enough, that would make sense. "b" was created mainly as a joke, considering "a" was now a valid username. :p I'm not sure exactly what the order of the next few events was, but within a few more minutes, Galli had muted me altogether, and I had changed Galli and Groddil's nicknames to the closest approximation of each other's that I could. She kicked me sometime after that.

[Skyblade]

My current Personal Note:

If you're reading this: Hi, James

[The Skarzs]

Happy 300 pages yall

Yeah.

[Groddil]

My current Personal Note:

If you're reading this: Hi, James

I've been doing that for a while. FYI: He replies. :p

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Groddil's post doesn't tell the whole story.

The "shenanigans" referred to included Galli messing around and changing my username on Discord. So, I changed her name back.

The timeline here gets a bit hazy, but from the best I can remember: I removed "The Ultimate Smurf" and changed it back to Aimless Gallivanter not too long after that. But, Galli presumably didn't notice and retaliated to my counterattack by deafening me on Discord (keeping me from hearing any of the voice chat, which was basically the only way they were communicating at the time). So, I changed her username to "a". Groddil signed up b and it got banned about this time. He notes my banning him and banning b as two separate events, which they weren't; I banned b's IP address, which (unintentionally, actually) also banned Groddil's access to the entire forum. I'm not sure exactly what the order of the next few events was, but within a few more minutes, Galli had muted me altogether, and I had changed Galli and Groddil's nicknames to the closest approximation of each other's that I could. She kicked me sometime after that.

this is pretty much what happened yeah

[Gonff the Mousethief]

My current Personal Note:

If you're reading this: Hi, James

I've been doing that for a while. FYI: He replies. :p

This is mine: Hope you have fun reading this James... You sly dog...

I hope he has enjoyed it

[Aimless Gallivanter]

mine is a post about anime that i started and never finished

[Feles]

Oh, good!
You guys finally changed your avatars.
Now I won confuse you with James anymore.