The most random thread ever!!!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Gonff, you are going to get very, very round.

Hobbits and Pooh Bears never have had the fittest form

[Kitsune]

Gonff, you are going to get very, very round.

Hobbits and Pooh Bears never have had the fittest form

Skarzs, we may need to intervene.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Gonff, you are going to get very, very round.

Hobbits and Pooh Bears never have had the fittest form

Skarzs, we may need to intervene.

*throws down book and picks up Sting*

Try me boys

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune takes all honey and other fattening foods out of the Hobbit hole and puts a treadmill I in a corner.

There.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

* Kitsune takes all honey and other fattening foods out of the Hobbit hole and puts a treadmill I in a corner.

There.

*Sits on treadmill and lets it carry me off as I stare deeply into Kit's eyes*

You don't even know of my secret stash. And you never will!

[Kitsune]

I need help, asap. This is more serious than expected. @Skarzs

[The Skarzs]

Okay, hobbit, let's see how you do against a troll who the sun won't hurt. Now, for your health, please show us your "secret stash", so we may replace it with some healthier alternatives.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Okay, hobbit, let's see how you do against a troll who the sun won't hurt. Now, for your health, please show us your "secret stash", so we may replace it with some healthier alternatives.

Like what? Carrots? Rocks? Dirt? That doens't suit my taste, not at all. And the sun needs to face his fears and stop going away all the time.

[The Skarzs]

Zucchini bread and pumpkin pie to start. We need to ween you off your craving for honey.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Zucchini bread and pumpkin pie to start. We need to ween you off your craving for honey.

Only the pumpkin pie. That stuff is so good (but better with honey).

[Kitsune]

If you don't cooperate, we'll call Michelle Obama in. She won't be reading to kids and making speeches anymore, so she'll have plenty of time to take general healthy ideas, change them up to try to be unique, and lecture you about a healthy plate.

[The Skarzs]

Zucchini bread and pumpkin pie to start. We need to ween you off your craving for honey.

Only the pumpkin pie. That stuff is so good (but better with honey).

You take the lesser with the better. Or we could go all Michelle on you and reduce everything to no fat, no sugar, and no flavor.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

If you don't cooperate, we'll call Michelle Obama in. She won't be reading to kids and making speeches anymore, so she'll have plenty of time to take general healthy ideas, change them up to try to be unique, and lecture you about a healthy plate.

*Pulls out Sting, Glamdring, Gimli's Axe, and Narsil*

Oh, I'd like to see her try. I've heard it all since first grade and this Hobbit ain't letting it fill his noggin any more!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

If you don't eat your veggies you can eat bullets.

*Points gun at Gonff's face*

[The Skarzs]

Ah yes, lead poisoning: Great way of losing weight.