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Feles

#11250
February 04, 2017, 09:06:54 PM
Seen the extended edition, Ashe?
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Jukka the Sling

#11251
February 04, 2017, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Maudie on February 04, 2017, 08:02:57 PM
Trying to decide if this actually is hysterically funny or if I'm just in the mood where everything is hysterically funny. :D

Behold, the Google Translate version of What Bilbo Baggins Hates.

Regulation of glass and crack the plates!
dull knives and forks do!
Therefore Bilbo Baggins hates -
Forcing container and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the shop floor!
Send bones carpet in the bedroom!
Sprinkle with wine at the door!
crocks in a boiling bowl;
They beat them fly pole
When you're done, if all the same,
Send them home to throw!
Therefore Bilbo Baggins hates!
And good! Be sure to take home!
That is genuinely rather funny. ;D
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Jetthebinturong

#11252
February 04, 2017, 10:48:22 PM
Do you watch Malinda Kathleen Reese's videos: "Google Translate Sings?"
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Lady Ashenwyte

#11253
February 05, 2017, 03:47:26 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 04, 2017, 09:06:54 PM
Seen the extended edition, Ashe?

Nay.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Feles

#11254
February 05, 2017, 03:32:02 PM
Its over two hours of blood and gore. It's becomes obscene pretty quickly.
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#11255
February 06, 2017, 12:05:49 AM
*Iz 'appy 'e juzt rezcued a couple o' 'iz RP characterz from ze orginal forum; gaez off tae lizten tae zummat*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#11256
February 06, 2017, 01:31:30 AM
Noice.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Maudie

#11257
February 06, 2017, 03:39:12 AM
QuoteEXCITING NEWS! Find out what Matthias has been keeping secret for the past month!

This sounds like a clickbait title from a tabloid. ;D
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Gonff the Mousethief

#11258
February 06, 2017, 03:41:40 AM
Oh my Gosh... The Patriots actually won...
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Søren

#11259
February 06, 2017, 06:08:13 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on February 06, 2017, 03:41:40 AM
Oh my Gosh... The Patriots actually won...


I'm retired from the forum

The Skarzs

#11260
February 06, 2017, 06:37:49 AM
I ground my finger.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren

#11261
February 06, 2017, 06:48:41 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 06, 2017, 06:37:49 AM
I ground my finger.
Ouch, how'd you do that?


I'm retired from the forum

Cornflower MM

#11262
February 06, 2017, 03:48:51 PM
Quote from: Maudie on February 06, 2017, 03:39:12 AM
QuoteEXCITING NEWS! Find out what Matthias has been keeping secret for the past month!

This sounds like a clickbait title from a tabloid. ;D

Not just him. I've known longer than Matthias - How do you think Sierr was able to get in touch with Steve? It was hard.

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on February 06, 2017, 03:41:40 AM
Oh my Gosh... The Patriots actually won...

Oh. Boo you.

Quote from: Skarzs on February 06, 2017, 06:37:49 AM
I ground my finger.

Owwwwwww. *Hugs *

The Skarzs

#11263
February 06, 2017, 04:55:05 PM
Belt grinder bit me.

Pictures for your squirming!
Kind of graphic.

Yes, that is the meat inside my finger.

See that nice flat spot where it used to be round? Yep. Took off a lot of skin.
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Also, I believe I have some permanent nerve damage. . . I can't feel most of that last joint on my finger.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

#11264
February 06, 2017, 05:12:57 PM
Owww. Oh, dear. *Hugs* That looks really painful, at least. Maybe some feeling will come back as it heals?
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