The most random thread ever!!!

[Andy]

Honestly I sometimes sort of "forget" that this isn't on Loamhedge anymore.  I'm just kinda here somehow.

[Luftwaffles]

So, this happened a few days back and it's still freaking me out a bit:

Spoiler

You see, I was making one hell of a salad, using tons of cherry tomatoes, everything going as you'd expect it to. Then one of them rolled off the table and ended up in the floor; I picked it up and, once I was about to slice it, it said, in a super deep yet solemn voice:

"The juice of my people... has been spilled".

It was the creepiest thing ever.

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[Ashleg]

Imagine knocking over a whole carton of tomato juice.

[Luftwaffles]

Imagine knocking over a whole carton of tomato juice.

That... can go poorly:

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/W_PrRd-Y56c

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[Ashleg]

THE STREETS ARE BEING FLOODED WITH THE BLOOD OF MY PEOPLE!

[The Skarzs]

What the actual flux.

[Kitsune]

Viva la revolución, viva madame Guillotine, viva la France.

[Luftwaffles]

What the actual flux.

Shut up, Marty xD

[LT Sandpaw]

And they died with cries of "Stalin" on their lips.

[The Skarzs]

. . . Seriously, though.

[Cornflower MM]

I had Chick-fil-A tonight for the first time in my life.

Saaaammeeee. And on the same day too.

(I personally thought it boring and meh. Why one of my teammates is constantly begging her parents for Chick-fil-A is beyond me. The fries aren't too bad, though)

[The Skarzs]

Then I imagine it's like Popeyes. . . Nothing spectacular. Not sure what the hype is about.

[Groddil]

None of those restaurants exist down here.

[The Skarzs]

Good. Keeps you thinner than the average American.

[Cornflower MM]

Then I imagine it's like Popeyes. . . Nothing spectacular. Not sure what the hype is about.

The sandwich was literally a hunk of chicken with a bun and salty pickles.  Also, what's Popeyes?