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#13530
October 11, 2017, 04:10:36 AM
Quote from: Delthion on October 11, 2017, 04:09:21 AM
Three days ago I walked into a movie/game rental place and saw the most evil thing that I have ever seen in my short existence: Tom Brady on the Madden 18 cover. *Shudder.*
I own that, along with Madden 17 with Rob Gronkowski on the cover.


I'm retired from the forum

Delthion

#13531
October 11, 2017, 04:11:20 AM
Rob Gronkowski is only evil in the fact that he is on the Patriots, but Tom Brady partially CAUSES the evil of the Patriots. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

#13532
October 11, 2017, 04:12:24 AM
Fun.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

James Gryphon

#13533
October 12, 2017, 12:13:34 AM
What if we merged this thread with the 1000 pages one?
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The Skarzs

#13534
October 12, 2017, 01:03:39 AM
Then we would have nearly seventeen hundred pages.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

#13535
October 12, 2017, 03:54:57 AM
Yo mama so fat she read 1700 pages of a cookbook and made and ate all the meals.

Delthion

#13536
October 12, 2017, 03:56:26 AM
That's not necessarily fat so much as hungry... ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg

#13537
October 12, 2017, 03:58:20 AM
She just ate 1700 meals.

Delthion

#13538
October 12, 2017, 04:04:48 AM
So she's been starving for several weeks. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#13539
October 12, 2017, 04:09:53 AM
Admittedly that is still excessive.

However, my mum has a disease where her body cannot store calories as fat, so she has to eat A LOT in order to survive.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Ashleg

#13540
October 12, 2017, 04:10:34 AM
She eats three bathtubs full of mustard for every meal.

Delthion

#13541
October 12, 2017, 04:11:23 AM
...wouldn't that be "drinks" in such a case?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg

#13542
October 12, 2017, 04:12:06 AM
No.

Mustard is not liquidy enough so she has to eat it with two spoons.

Maudie

#13543
October 12, 2017, 04:12:26 AM
Why would she do that? Plus mustard has basically no calories so that wouldn't really make her fat...
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Ashleg

#13544
October 12, 2017, 04:13:56 AM
Just because it is disgusting to do that.
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