The most random thread ever!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

We 'ave another problem. A certain threat haz returned. The Death Defyin' Beaverz are back! Everybody RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Rainshadow]

  Wait!  You don't need to run!  Just feed them Chocolate Muffins of Death!!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

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Translation: You puny forum users are no match for us death-defying beavers!!! We will crush your silly website into the ground. Thankyou.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

They are imperviouz tae chocolate muffinz o' death! And they 'ave the dalekz with them! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Ahhhh! *grabs a can of food and mouse cage and gets out of there fast*
EDIT: Oh, and my violin too!

[Rainshadow]

  *Runs, trips on shoelaces, bends down to tie them and gets overrun by beavers*  AAAHHHH!!!  *Sticks hand out above the beavers*  SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

I'LL SAVE YOU!!! *kicks away the DDBs*

[Rainshadow]

  *Gasps for air*  Thanks!  *Continues running, making sure not to step on shoelaces*

[Tiria Wildlough]

Come on, I know a secret hideout! And you can bring your pets!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

AAAAAH! Na' the dalekz 'ave zledgehammerz!



RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Rainshadow]

  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Redwallfan7]

Temple run is one of my favorite games

[phoenixfoden]

fable is mine!

[Rainshadow]

  Legend of Zelda Link!  Seriously though, why did they name it Legend of Zelda instead of Link?  Poor Link keeps being called Zelda!

[Lily]

I nearly ran over a Japanese weasel on my way home from taiko practice the other night.

This isn't it, this is just what they look like: