The most random thread ever!!!

[Hickory]

You sound quite enthusiastic.

[The Skarzs]

Yes. This is how to sound enthusiastic. This is how to sound excited. Other people cannot help but get excited as well when they hear me.

[Ashleg]

*Is roleplaying.*

Rondaldad walked in to the sauna. "Oh no," he said. "This is not the deli. Will someone give me directions?"

Rondaldad was an alligator aged in his mid-forties and also a businessman. He had sixteen children and if he did not return home with salami hams before 7:12 PM his family would be disappointed.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

A giant owl turned his head to look at Rondaldad.
"Didn't you see the sign outside?  It clearly says 'No alligators allowed'.  Anyway the deli is across the street."

[Ashleg]

"Why is my species not allowed?" growled Rondaldad, offended. He made a mental note to vandalize that sign when he left.

[Russa Nodrey]

Suddenly a tuba entered the sauna.

[Ashleg]

Rondaldad took his chance. He seized the tuba and started playing, hoping the owl would be surprised by his sheer talent and awesomeness.

[LT Sandpaw]

However this was considered unwanted aggravated amusement within the parameters of the sauna so a bad tempered little security Person McNugget named Billy Joe Schmo came to escort Rondaldad out of the Sauna.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And then several Onions fell off a Potato truck driving past. This was particularly disturbing to the next-door Apples due to their horrible phobia of falling onions. And because of that further they had a deep hatred for Alligators being evicted from saunas. Therefore they began to plan a revolution.

[Ashleg]

"Stop!" Rondaldad cried, tripping on all the apples and falling multiple times. Even his tuba tripped and died. Rondaldad got angry and called an Uber.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

The Uber driver was a flea.

"G'day mate.  Where to?"

[Ashleg]

"Just drive."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And so the driver did indeed drive- leaving him in the dust. For you see he had not gotten on, you see...

[Russa Nodrey]

A small goat child ran up to Rondaldad.

"Hello!"

[Matthias720]

*pokes head into thread*

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*closes door quietly*