The most random thread ever!!!

[Ashleg]

A small goat child ran up to Rondaldad.

"Hello!"

Rondaldad kicked the child and cursed, then began calling another Uber.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

It was the same flea as earlier.

"What are you doing back here?  Didn't I pick you up here a few minutes ago?"

[The Skarzs]

*pokes head into thread*

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*closes door quietly*

I just want to say that this is fantastic and must be saved forever.

[Ashleg]

It was the same flea as earlier.

"What are you doing back here?  Didn't I pick you up here a few minutes ago?"

"I did not get in the car!" Snapped Rondaldad, getting in the car. "Take me to the deli."

[Chipster of Noonvale]

The flea looked at the deli across the street.  With a shrug, he made a U-turn and drove a few blocks away.

"Sorry, but that's the closest parking spot available."

[Ashleg]

"No, no, no!" said Rondaldad. "I need to get home with the hams before it gets late, or my family will disown me! I have sixteen children."

[Chipster of Noonvale]

"Lucky you.  I have many more."

The flea drove over to a nearby butcher shop.

"They sell the best hams in the city."

[Ashleg]

Rondaldad grinned a toothy alligator grin and got out of the car and got in the butcher shop. He looked around for the butcher.

[Jukka the Sling]

Hey, @Søren, I saw this street sign today and thought of you.

http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag294/jukkathesling/IMG_20180308_160340_hdr_zpsohxabypr.jpg

(I'm afraid the quality is lamer than I thought, though, so tell me if you can't read it. XP)

[The Skarzs]

What's it say? I can't make it out.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

The sign says "Gerard Way".

The butcher, a monkey, was hanging from the ceiling.  Seeing Rondaldad, she jumped onto his back.

"Yo!  What can I do for ya?"

[Ashleg]

"OH NO I'M BEING ASSASSINATED!" screamed Rondaldad. Then he realized that the monkey was the butcher and calmed down.

"Oh," he said. "Excuse my reaction. I want your finest sliced hams."

[Delthion]

The monkey, whose name was Twippa, misheard Ronaldad, and brought him the best yams that she could find.

[Ashleg]

(The monkey is female.)

"NO!" shouted Rondaldad, hitting the yams out of the monkey's hands. "Hams. H-A-M-S, pig meat. I need it!"

[Chipster of Noonvale]

"There's an old pig living next door.  I don't really like him, he's very grumpy.  You can have him."

Twippa gave Rondaldad a large, bloody knife.

"You'll have to kill him yourself though."