The most random thread ever!!!

[The Skarzs]

Maybe you should try it to make sure it isn't cotton candy.

Having cotton candy on your head can't be good for your scalp.

[Cornflower MM]

Isnt cotton candy like just sugar?

[Lady Amber]

Cotton candy's gross.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Agreed.

[The Skarzs]

Isnt cotton candy like just sugar?

Air spun sugar, yes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Gettin' back tae ze RPin'*

But then Police ran in. "This is the Police," the lead officer yelled. The Monkey neighbour next door named Twippa just reported an attempt of murder by an Alligator on the resident of the house."

[Jukka the Sling]

@Jukka the Sling
My day is made

Spoiler

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[Russa Nodrey]

The previously mentioned goat child also arrived.

"Hello!"

[The Skarzs]

Also known as a kid.

[Russa Nodrey]

Goat child sounds better.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

"What the ### took you so long??" the pig shouted.

Moments later, he dropped dead, landing in front of the goat child.

[Russa Nodrey]

The goat child made disgusted goat noises and scrambled away from the corpse.

[Lady Amber]

Suddenly a lampshade walked through the doorway. He wore a mailman hat. "Delivery for Mr. Pig?" he said in his English accent. He then noticed the corpse on the floor. "Well, hot diggity, the old ham finally died, did he? About time, I say."

[The Skarzs]

Make a separate thread.

[Delthion]

But this way we may engage in true randomness.